Dr. Jerkoholic
First time out of the vault

Sometimes it seems very hard not to be cynical - especially so, when someone is trying to serve you phantasms for breakfast. What am I talking about? Namely the fact that the official story regarding the 9/11 terrorist attacks cannot possibly be anywhere near the truth. I tried to believe. I watched those quarter mile high buildings fall through their jaw-dropping catastrophes over and over again, but I simply couldn’t the cross the dots I’ve been given to play with. It seems as if we are to believe that laws of physics don’t apply when terrorist attacks are the focus of our attention. When you take in account the WTC 7, it seems no building in the area, regardless of design, is immune to WTC collapse-itis. It never happened in the 20th Century, but welcome to the physical universe laws of the Third Millennium.
Both you and I are aware that there is a whole load of conspiracy theories circulating the net: some of which make sense, but most of which are just plain bullshit. What I’m interested in, before sprouting any serious discussion, is how many of you actually believe that the official story backed by the US government is the true account of events that had taken place on that ominous morning of September 11th, 2001.?
Both you and I are aware that there is a whole load of conspiracy theories circulating the net: some of which make sense, but most of which are just plain bullshit. What I’m interested in, before sprouting any serious discussion, is how many of you actually believe that the official story backed by the US government is the true account of events that had taken place on that ominous morning of September 11th, 2001.?
I believe in the President, the Flag, and the Statue of Liberty. I believe in the honesty of the FBI and the humility of military men. I believe in the network news anchor-persons, who strive to learn the truth, to know the truth, and to tell the truth to America. And I believe all Americans are so well educated in basic physics that they would rise up in fury if someone tried to pull a cheap Hollywood trick on them.
Hand me that remote, will you? I believe <clonk>. I believe <clonk>. I believe ...