Unconventional Meat

[Crni Vuk]

As I was bored it kinda hit me, what would certain meat actually taste like?

Demons for example. Like in Doom. Would Hell Barons have a taste similar to beef? Pinky Demons to pigs? Imps to chickens?

Or Pokemons?

Xenomorphs? Spicy I guess. Very accidic.

 

[TorontoReign]

A pinky Demon would taste like a pig for sure. A Cyberdemon would taste like diesel. A Xenomorph would not cook well due to the acid. A Ghoul would taste like shit. I wanna know what ELF tastes like.

 

[Verevoof]

Drain the blood like you do any meat and a xenomorph would just be jumbo shrimp.

 

[Richwizard]

Xenomorph meat wouldn't taste like anything because your tongue, mouth, and jaw would melt.

 

[TorontoReign]

Drain the blood like you do any meat and a xenomorph would just be jumbo shrimp.

They leave the poop in those. What if there is acid poop?

 

[Risewild]

Drain the blood like you do any meat and a xenomorph would just be jumbo shrimp.

I don't think our gastric acids could dissolve meat that acid blood can't. Especially acid blood that can dissolve metal in seconds.

 

[TorontoReign]

So for sure a human could never attempt to have oral sex with a Xenomorph.

 

[Crni Vuk]

Drain the blood like you do any meat and a xenomorph would just be jumbo shrimp.

Xenomorph meat wouldn't taste like anything because your tongue, mouth, and jaw would melt.

Maybe not everything is accidic. Drain the blood. Look what remains. Kinda like Puffer-Fish maybe? Not everything is venomus.

I don't think our gastric acids could dissolve meat that acid blood can't. Especially acid blood that can dissolve metal in seconds.

Probably depends on how long you're cooking it. You would have to tenderise it. Give it a few days on a low heat source in a pot and see what happens. Or mariande it properly, with yogurt, spices and so on.

Probably the best car battery you ever had I guess.

Hmmm. Now, Dragonmeat might be pretty good. Looks usually very lean.

So to sum up the quality of the meat, dragons and wyverns will both be similar to alligator, which is high in protein and low in fat and carbs, and tastes a little like chicken but is more tender and less stringy. Dragons will be all dark meat, with the legs and thighs being slightly more characteristic of white meat
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[Verevoof]

Human meat tastes sweet and is in between veal and beef. Not gamey at all.

 

[Crni Vuk]

But is it unconventional meat? I mean this is not about canibalism so to speak. Sentient beings are ok though.

 

[Verevoof]

Cannibalism is unconventional.

 

[Crni Vuk]

True. But not the meat. It's quite ... human.

 

[TorontoReign]

If we really get into it about Xenomorphic biology just promise not to get mad at me about how they just made it up as they went along.

 

[Verevoof]

Xenomorphs taste like fishy penis. It’s a giant penis bug monster, is it not?

 

[Crni Vuk]

If we really get into it about Xenomorphic biology just promise not to get mad at me about how they just made it up as they went along.

Why would I? Of course stuff was expanded as things went along. Just like any other movie franchise.

 

[TorontoReign]

I think other than bad cgi Alien 3 was really great.

 

[Crni Vuk]

Well it was.

 

[TorontoReign]

Well ok what do you think this guy would taste like dog or dragon?

 

[Crni Vuk]

Probably like weasel. Giant weasel. But it also looks kinda like a Muppet.

 

[TorontoReign]

I wonder what Deathclaw tastes like? Alligator?