What are your favorite fallout quotes?

R.Graves

R.Graves

Confirmed Retard
It's all in the title. What are they?

"The NCR tries to put its stake in everything. Nobody's dick is that long. Not even long dick Johnson and he had a fucking long dick. Thus the name."

-rose of Sharon Cassidy
 
Literally sums up how I feel about Bethesda having control of Fallout. Just replace NCR with Bethesda:

"You ever had a brother? Some dumbass younger brother, say, who knocked up the pastor's daughter, can't hold a job, and his home-away is a jail cell? That's NCR. Their compass is spinning, all the time. They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name." -Rose of Sharon Cassidy
 
"You've gotten a lot farther than you should have, but then you haven't met Frank Horrigan either. Your ride's over, mutie. Time to die."
 
"Oh, come now - don't play the fool. Vegas has fools enough, a superfluity of them. They're what makes it so profitable. They come to Vegas chasing penny-ante dreams of high-living, to feel like they're big shots, like they're winners. You see that you and I are of a different stripe, don't you? We don't have to dream that we're important. We are."

Also, although it was technically not a quote, I really love it, especially since the voice actor nailed it. Here it is:
"The Toaster continued its psychotic spree, reducing all appliances in range to scrap electronics and spare parts. After one of its more psychotic episodes, however, the other Sink personalities decided enough was enough, and dumped the Toaster in a bathtub. Sparking and hissing, the Toaster swore its enemies would rue the day when they had bread - and no way to toast it."
 
"The Super Mutant is the next advancement in human evolution. To save the world, we will convert all the worthy individuals. Simple, efficient, glorious."

:vatted:
 
Either
"If I like you, you can call me Sarge. But guess what? I don't like you! Do you understand?"
or
"You mo-ron, you are not to question my orders! When I say jump, you jump! When I say fight, you fight! When I tell you to die for your country, then you will certainly die! Have I made myself clear?"

From Arch Dornan

There was also a quote from Raul in NV but i can't for my life remeber it. Think he was sarcasting and kinda called said you where dumb or something.
 
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