What would you do incase of a nuclear attack?

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Let's say that a major city in your country has been nuked, and the city you currently reside in might be next. What do you do? Do you crawl under your little wooden desk and hope for the best, or do you go into fetal position, crying like a girl scout?
 
First I would arm myself against my neighbhor's as I am prepared for armageddon.

Second, I would have my 2 girlfriends come over for the Vault breeding program tthat I have prepared.

Third, I would laugh at everyone who is hiding under their wooden desk.
 
Due to the size of my country, and the fact that I live WAY too close to the largest city to escape, I would not get any time to prepare.

But, in the case that I would have time to prepare, I would fetch my sunglasses, get a ladder, climb up on the roof of my house and enjoy the view...while it lasts.
 
Move far from the large cities and industrial centers that will be targets. Build a hidden bunker/shelter in a secluded area underground. Keep as much supplies as possible and make sure its not spoilable. Keep it a secret. Hope for the best.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
I already live in a tiny ass town up in the hills, so actually getting nuked wouldn't be my concern. I would be more concerned about stocking up on supplies for the coming winter.
 
Probably wonder what that intense flash is and then die. I'm guessing my area would be nuked due to the huge amount of chemical industry and nuclear power plant. Oh well...
 
Haha, I thought this through years ago. I live nearby my place of work, and one of the buildings is a very large, 4 story, reinforced concrete fortress-like structure with a deep basement and no windows. During hurricanes (or in case of a sudden nuclear attack) I'm allowed to use it as a shelter. It is the safest place in my entire city.

Although, living outside New Haven, CT I will more than likely notice the flash then be vaporized seconds later. New Haven was always a high priority for nuclear strikes.
 
Who the fuck would want to nuke Australia? We don't have anything here people want/need to blow up!
 
I reckon teh Duckman is right. No one want's to nuke Australia.

BUT... IF somebody would nuke the great city of Brisbane, i'd not have a chance to utter "WTF?"....it'd get me toasted like somewhere between W and T.... :D
 
Me? I'd grab a gun and loads of ammo; then I would pay a special visit to every church I see and kill all the clergymen, then brutally sodomize their bodies faster than you can say stout choir boy. I might want to kick a cripple, while looking for people in wheelchairs to flip or push down flights of stairs. Now that would be damn good fun.
 
Ratty said:
Find a really hot girl and rape her.
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Me too. And after that, I'd like, flee the country with my family to somewhere where there is not war. I guess I'd be in pretty bad shape if Stockholm was nuked, but in a situation in which my country has been nuked and I'm still alive to do something, I would just get the fuck out. If the whole world gets in a fat nuclear feast, I'd just stick to raping the girl.
 
Move someplace else I guess

Or

Invest in a boat, some girls and a shitload of liqour and just roam the seas. Always wanted to do that.
 
Yeah, I forgot; In the case of panic I'd loot stores for liquor and porn, and a car.
 
Get supplies (lots of water and cans) and hide in the woods :P not much to nuke around here... the nearest military facility is rather far away due to cuts in the budget, except for the local outpost which is just a few men.

After the nuking... maybe visit some interesting places like Tech univs and scavenge some equipment.
 
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