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-Me: So Torr how's them brahmin coming along?
-Torr: Me good brahmin! They are big and milk is much! Happy have you friend for herd moo moo's!
-Me: Ya me too...
(Weeks later)
-Me: Um Torr?
-Torr: Yer?
-Me: I noticed one of the brahmin...its anus is inflamed. Like it has an object inserted in and out fast in an innapropriate way.
-Torr: A...nus?
-Me: (points at brahmin poop hole)
-Torr:
-Me: Well it wasnt me...and just let me say if your that lonely there
are whores in town...
-Torr: Torr not like mean tramp woman! They make fun Torr's moo moo take-care-of job!
-Me: So you've been doing this then? (points at brahmin)
-Torr: No!
-Me: Could you at least use a jimmy hat Torr?
-Torr: I no like contraceptives!
-Me: So you
have tried it then! I knew it!
-Torr: Uh...er...

(runs away)
-Me: Come back here! (runs after him)
-A shady gecko skulking by the trees near the herding area: His humor is so bad...
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Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller