Dioxine? Is that what those ignorant doctors think this is? Fools! We Fallout fans know the deal - Yuschenko got dipped! This is a typical early sign of FEV infection. All mutants look exactly like this in early stages of mutation. By the time he's elected in the repeated second round, Yuschenko will have become a real supermutant and a full-fledged member of the Master's Unity, bent on dipping every single Ukrainian.
So, remember folks, when you vote Yuschenko, you vote destruction of the human race! Save humanity - vote Yanukovich!