What's happened in my absence?

Superman

Superman

The Man of Steel
Hello again.

As life is, I'm actually really fucking bored ATM, so I've decided to once again rejoin the place I left some time ago.

What's changed? Who died?
 
Everybody died, Supes.
What you see here is nothing but a foot-print of our spirits that carry on, unable to cross over to the other side.
Help me. Supes.
Help...
 
Mr Fish said:
Everybody died, Supes.
What you see here is nothing but a foot-print of our spirits that carry on, unable to cross over to the other side.
Help me. Supes.
Help...
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Fuck, that's terrible.

What sort of monstrosity could wipe out NMA?
 
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R.Graves said:
Well rangerboo and mercenarysnake ragequit the site when my guy @Vergil was banned so that happened. Other than that A shitload of celebrities died and people continue to hate the order for some reason.
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Do you like the order?
 
Am I the only one who occasionally hears Vergil hackling in the distance? I think he's out to get me...

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The news section wants to get more active too btw.
 
Prone Squanderer said:
I misread that as haggling. Clearly I wank too much.
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haggle
ˈhaɡ(ə)l/
verb
gerund or present participle: haggling
  1. dispute or bargain persistently, especially over the cost of something.
    "the two sides are haggling over television rights"
    synonyms: barter, bargain, negotiate, discuss terms, quibble, wrangle; More

What kind of person associates a term used for disputing the cost of something, with masturbation?

Like, terms like "Beating the meat" I can understand, but what possible connection is there between wanking and haggling?
 
JO'Geran said:
haggle
ˈhaɡ(ə)l/
verb
gerund or present participle: haggling
  1. dispute or bargain persistently, especially over the cost of something.
    "the two sides are haggling over television rights"
    synonyms: barter, bargain, negotiate, discuss terms, quibble, wrangle; More

What kind of person associates a term used for disputing the cost of something, with masturbation?

Like, terms like "Beating the meat" I can understand, but what possible connection is there between wanking and haggling?
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I was referring to how "masturbation makes you blind" actually.
 
JO'Geran said:
haggle
ˈhaɡ(ə)l/
verb
gerund or present participle: haggling
  1. dispute or bargain persistently, especially over the cost of something.
    "the two sides are haggling over television rights"
    synonyms: barter, bargain, negotiate, discuss terms, quibble, wrangle; More

What kind of person associates a term used for disputing the cost of something, with masturbation?

Like, terms like "Beating the meat" I can understand, but what possible connection is there between wanking and haggling?
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.... An escort?
 
JO'Geran said:
Still don't get the connection.

But with Escorts you actually hire them to mount you.

Having someone riding on top seems very different to playing a solo.
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Yeah but you can hire them to piss on you while you wank off... And that's extra thus the need for haggling
 
JO'Geran said:
Still don't get the connection
.
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Really? Ok...

In the past people believed masturbation affected your eyesight. I misread a word, therefore I joked I had masturbated too much and my eyesight suffered as a result. I wasn't using the word "wank" as a synonym for haggle.

I will never be able to think of haggling in the same way again thanks to you.

:lmao:
 
R.Graves got married in a sexless relationship with a pornstar.

You missed that.
 
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