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Some American is telling me Norway is flowing over with the homeless, after misunderstanding how to sort a list on Wikipedia by number instead of alphabetical order
Shit, I tried to cheer an incel up, and now I'm getting tons of sad replies about how nothing ever works.
Youtube is giving me "gay tests", and I can't understand the type of person who goes "hmmm I wonder... " then five mins later "cocks it is then!"
I think I'll be limiting all my Youtube use to vids of people playing instruments for animals.
If a youtube video about a subject looks interesting, I wiki the subject, and read about it instead. Way quicker, no stupid "ominous music" or nasal narrations.
There's an egg-ad that just drops "up untill now we've been killing millions of male baby chickens" before happily pivoting to "we're going to stop doing that!"
My new magpies are gangster magpies, but I still love them. They are slowly coming to understand my role as amicable, although they are still on edge (stupid idiots)
lol wtf I wish I could reply to ads, like - testosteron? are you kidding me? you fucking insult me to my face, then want my patronage? also - lol @ advertising testosteron, then using a dickless ken-doll CG model to show the results.
There's an ad on tv showing a fancy smart stove, with a vent right next to the frying pans, ON the stove top - sucking air down! Is that smart?
Stockholm metro system is ridiculously efficient, it took me three days to get utterly spoiled, where a 4 minute wait felt like an assault on my freedom of movement.
17 degrees during the night, a week into september, 500 km from the Arctic circle is normal.
People would always catch a tan in September, in Norway, as they did today.
Bought scallops, most expensive in the store, cus I'm tired of garbage scams, aaand, they turned out to have been injected with water, and they are a garbage scam.
Some Norw. tabloid headline described "moaning at the restaurant" with a photo of a very fancy little dish
I always loved in Roger Rabbit, when the weasels tried to pull their souls back into their bodies, as they were dying of laughter. That's so delightfully dark
Paywalls in scientific publications are so fucking egregious - they really try to measure the value of the knowgedge to a price tag; the same publication might give you an article on ichnites for free, but a full blown gen et sp now - PAY UP baby!
Love when Americans get all concerned with mis-pronouncing something foreign "ouch, I'm probably butchering this!"
It's very charming, obv but entirely unnecesary - I can promise you, you can't pronounce it either way
I resqued a large drone ant from a water bowl outside, it dried its wings off, then it chewed its wings off, and walked off my hand
I've spoiled my magpies with unsalted cashews.
Never really bothered with the "General knowledge" YT channel, but watched once, and...I don't wanna be a dick but -
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