KingArthur

KingArthur

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  • KingArthur
    How does NMA feel about Max Payne 3? I thought it was a really good fucking game, and a good noir, despite my initial impressions.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    Gonna replay that next I think.
    TheGM
    TheGM
    Never played it. Take 2/Rockstar do a good job of trying to make people forget they made that game.
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    TorontoReign
    Not worth playing. Replay 1 and 2 with mods.
    KingArthur
    Mafia II on hard difficulty is one of my favorite games of all time, idgaf.
    KingArthur
    Replaying GTA IV for the 1,000,000th time, this time trying to get every single scrap of content possible. Holy shit what went wrong with V?
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    V was fine. Problems for both of them are they didn't use the same Euphoria system from RDR-1 and Max Payne 3. I personally like the vibe of GTA3 / 4 the best. 5 Is so realistic when looking at California it's kind of frightening.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    It may not seem like it, but I like V. The problem is that there are a lot of things I hate.

    The story isn’t as good as IV, the protags are caricatures, the driving controls are less a skill that has to be mastered and more ultra fucking sensitive, etc.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    It’s also a taste thing. V is almost all humor and commentary, which is fine, but coming off the back of IV, it’s a little disappointing to have a story that’s not nearly as emotionally investing.
    KingArthur
    Reading about Richard Kuklinski, also known as “the Ice Man”. You know, kinda Polack a young mutt can really look up to. What a role model.
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    Isn't he like an Omega level mutant or something? It means he's really powerful
    Alphons
    Alphons
    Karol Wojtyla is much more powerful.
    KingArthur
    The difference between PETA and pita is that one is delicious in a wrap and the other is pita bread.
    Big No
    Big No
    Admitting to cannibalism are we?
    KingArthur
    Downloading Sunset Overdrive. Probably gonna be awful. Let’s find out, shall we?
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    TorontoReign
    Yes. Go play a better game. Not some shitty Xbox One launch title.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    It is pretty awful. Tries too hard to be "self aware ironic" but forgets it needs actually good writing for that to work. Gameplay is mostly tower defense and shooting galleries it also requires you to deactivate your anti virus to work on PC. No joke.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    It was terrible
    KingArthur
    My best friend is a man from Scotland that I’ve never met, I’m getting progressively more unhinged, and I can’t afford my meds. Fuck yeah.
    KingArthur
    I want to smash you fuckers over your heads with a sledgehammer. But then I wanna apologize to the pulp and give it a hug. Mixed feelings.
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    TorontoReign
    Make sure you tell your doctor that.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    I’m gonna. Seems like my meds are working less and less lately.
    Alphons
    Alphons
    That's pretty gay
    KingArthur
    I’m getting fat. Time to bulimia.
    KingArthur
    I’m trying out new fashion senses. Met up with my friend and her bf, and she asked me if I drove there from 1985. Win...?
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    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Where did you drive from then, '70s Miami?
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    *Vice City theme plays*
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    alec
    Pfffft. In 1985 cool kids walked around with their fly open and their dick hanging out. In the early 90's cool kids didn't even wear clothes. They would just rob old ladies and make an impromptu dress out of handbags, wigs, canes and rollators (which were pretty new and hip back then). And you know what the coolest part is? We did this without cellphones/smartphones. So, you don't know the meaning of 'win', mate.
    KingArthur
    Looking for offline tactics games on iOS is a soul crushing experience.
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    TorontoReign
    Final Fantasy Tactics would be good if it was on there.
    KingArthur
    Having a Boston accent and ordering food and shit like that in Connecticut is a pain.
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