I have nearly trained my new pet fly to land on my finger
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Public NMA
Whistles
If someone calls you a cunt, a very good comeback is 2 Cunts are useful, you're not.
Just went to check my bacon. Hadn't switched the effin grill on.
Vanished.
Ronery, so ronery, ronery and sadry arone
Hmm, strange time for a Brit to be awake.4.37 AM.
Oh fuck just had an e mail from a royal " You slag our Charlie off 1 more time and I will finger your daughter." Andy.
It's all so fucking quiet as Bjork would say.
A ghost tried to rename a game ! Access denied. Tut tut, norty norty
Your face is hidden and we're out of sight and the road just leads to nowhere. The stranger in the door is the same as before ...nowhere.
Not pregnant.
Quite annoyed to be honest.
If I was a guest watching this, I would join, as this makes Fakebook and Twitter seem like sitting in a church full of false profits.
Not drunk
JACKPOT. All 5 reels.
What happened to Mr TJQKA ? He posted a lot a few months ago.
Current status DEFCOM 3
Oh dear, I despair
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