Russia attacks Ukraine

Should've told your parents to learn it while you were a kid, would've been much easier back then.
Sadly my parents aren't that cultured (Mainly my mother, my father a little more so but still blind). My teachers were though. Had no problem teaching me new stuff that my parents refused to do so. Probably says more about the U.S education system than anything. But at least I had some good teachers that actually tried to teach.
 
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Once a comedian, always a comedian
 
What I don't understand is those friggin numbers. Body count seems to surpass what the U.S. lost in 20 years in Afghan country, every month.
So, who is lying?
Are they even lying?
Is a stand up fight between two modern forces that violent? I assume it's a lot different than chasing goat herders through the desert, or Asians in pajamas running through rice paddies. =/
If that's the case, I doubt most of our service members have the stomach for a fight like that. If the fight came to our shores, it'd be a different story, but anyone sending troops to help Ukraine or the Rooskies is sending people who don't want to be there and have no dog in the fight.
Arriving to battle as a bitter force doesn't seem to be a winning strategy but hey, I'm just some asshole on the internet with an opinion.

DJT's gambit has been shown, no one knows if it's going to pay off, and the roadblocks he's dealing with, along with the rest of U.S. problems, are worrisome. That mass murderer Jewbagel's dick has to be 1000% hard all the time slapping it on the murder button every two seconds. The comedian from Ukraine stopped being funny when he sent an entire generation of men to die.

"STOP! I've tried! I've listened to everybody! On T.V. and radio, I've read the papers and magazines... I tried! But I'm still confused! Who is right? What is right? What should I believe? What are the facts? How can I tell?"




"Well my friend if it's any consolation, 'You're not alone'".
 
Is a stand up fight between two modern forces that violent?
Well about that. One thing the Ukies do that pisses off the west is whenever they get punched in the face they revert to some soviet handbook from 1974 and disregard all modern tactics to drive a Leopard 2 into a minefield and are shocked when it doesn't come back.

The Russkies on the other hand are hobbled by the collective kelptostate, generations of fetal alcohol poisoning, heroin addiction and rampant man rape. now they are using weapons from the Korean War and T-55 tanks and resorted to giving WW1 a second playthrough.
 
What I don't understand is those friggin numbers. Body count seems to surpass what the U.S. lost in 20 years in Afghan country, every month.
So, who is lying?
Are they even lying?
Is a stand up fight between two modern forces that violent? I assume it's a lot different than chasing goat herders through the desert, or Asians in pajamas running through rice paddies. =/
If that's the case, I doubt most of our service members have the stomach for a fight like that. If the fight came to our shores, it'd be a different story, but anyone sending troops to help Ukraine or the Rooskies is sending people who don't want to be there and have no dog in the fight.
Arriving to battle as a bitter force doesn't seem to be a winning strategy but hey, I'm just some asshole on the internet with an opinion.
You've grown accustomed to low casualties during the GWOT. In conventional warfare, forces are larger and casualties higher, with infantry companies being armed and replaced daily. I don’t think anyone is particularly lying about their casualty numbers—if you look at World War I and II, you'll find that Russo-Ukrainian war casualties are lower on a daily average
Well about that. One thing the Ukies do that pisses off the west is whenever they get punched in the face they revert to some soviet handbook from 1974 and disregard all modern tactics to drive a Leopard 2 into a minefield and are shocked when it doesn't come back.
Ukraine has serious issues on the battalion and brigade levels as most of those commanders were schooled in the Soviet way of war. When things don't work out as planned they revert to their training which results in meat assaults.
 
The Russkies on the other hand are hobbled by the collective kelptostate, generations of fetal alcohol poisoning, heroin addiction and rampant man rape. now they are using weapons from the Korean War and T-55 tanks and resorted to giving WW1 a second playthrough.

There is a weak point in these fabrications. Ukraine is much more corrupt and Ukrainians know about the klepto-state from their own experience much more than Russians. Vodka, heroin and sodomy, which you attribute to Russians, somehow miraculously bypassed Ukraine? What kind of miracle is this?




Trolling like "Russians are subhumans and degenerates" doesn't work now even to raise the spirits of Ukrainians. But go on. Tell me more about the theft of fire extinguishers. My pet bear loves this story.

Ukraine has serious issues on the battalion and brigade levels as most of those commanders were schooled in the Soviet way of war. When things don't work out as planned they revert to their training which results in meat assaults.

IMHO there are problems at the level of the high command. Even Lady Gaga could have handled it better. More talent.
 
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Well about that. One thing the Ukies do that pisses off the west is whenever they get punched in the face they revert to some soviet handbook from 1974 and disregard all modern tactics to drive a Leopard 2 into a minefield and are shocked when it doesn't come back.

The Russkies on the other hand are hobbled by the collective kelptostate, generations of fetal alcohol poisoning, heroin addiction and rampant man rape. now they are using weapons from the Korean War and T-55 tanks and resorted to giving WW1 a second playthrough.
Okay that analogy is fucked.... But accurate. Jesus that burn felt personal
 
by the collective kelptostate, generations of fetal alcohol poisoning, heroin addiction and rampant man rape

So... every democrat run city in the U.S.A.?
Welcome to hell, formerly a nation which earned it's pride and for whatever reason, lost it.

In Dwarf Fortress, the phrase "doesn't care about anything anymore" indicates that Dwarves have become desensitized to trauma and no longer react to it as they used to.


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sodomy, which you attribute to Russians, somehow miraculously bypassed Ukraine?
Well so far as I know the Russians are the only ones at the moment who have been killed in the middle of homosexual intercourse by a drone strike and had the video plastered all over the internet. Have the Ukrainians had that happen? maybe, but I ain't gonna go look for that video. There is also the constant coping by the Russians one telegram about how "it isn't really gay when you fuck the weakness out of a recruits ass to make them stronger" which sound really goddamn gay. And Russians say a lot of gay shit like when they got BTFO in some battle over a hill with 2 barns and a out of order payphone and said "today we got fucked in the ass, but the anus will grow teeth to bite off the dicks of our enemy" which is not only really gay but also hilarious.

And no, I'm not singling out Russia in this. I've called Ukraine retarded multiple time in this thread. If I called them Mega Super Retarded would that make you feel better? See like most people I never gave a shit about Ukraine until I now apparently have to give them money or have some limp dick tell me I should wear their fucking flag on a lapel.
 
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