Amusing FO moments....................

PsychoSniper

PsychoSniper

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......................... I just saw Marcus kill the president.
However, thats not what is amusing.

After the maze level, and the first few guards/turrets on the presidents level, something happend allowing combat to end (normaly once it starts I have to kill all soldiers here).

I decided to spend some time looting.

I dumped some excess onto Marcus, including about 20 flares. I then proceded to pick another fight, and fight my way to the president. I didnt notice Marcus not fighting.

When I got past the presidental guard bots, I shot the presedent, but he had sme life left (didnt have awareness, not sure how much).

Marcus moved in range, and begain throwing flares, killing the presedent.

Unfortunitly, just as that happend my cat jumped on the keyboard and managed to hit the quickload key, so no screencaps.






Anyway, post youre amusing FO moments
 
Ah yes, the indominable road flare. In Fallout, I was at the Military base, the last section I needed to beat the game. Anyway, I had shot my way into the base, but I was low on ammunition by the time I got to the two mutants inside. They promptly waxed Ian (my only party member) and left me alone, with very few bullets. I managed to dispose of one of them, only to run out of bullets entirely after putting a burst into the second. I opened up my inventory to see if I had any weapons left, but I came up with nothing of immediate use save.... you guessed it; a pair of humble road flares. I lit one and hurled it at the mutant's eye. He crumbled to the ground, dead as a doornail. I was able to end combat and relieve the two mutants of their heavy weaponry, and successfully continue my assault on the base.
 
While I sadly cannot beat such fascinating tales of brave flare-to-plasma rifle combat, I have a small contribution to make.

While visiting the NCR on yet another suspect errand, most likely an assassination job, I decided to have a quick drink in at the local cantina and maybe finally be able to subdue a certain hot-headed brawler without killing him. All went surprisingly well for a few short moments, a drink was bought and a fight picked, then everything started to go downhill. After managing to beat some sense into my opponent and him surrender combat was somehow ended and restarted with the effect that the entirety of NCR turned hostile. Having no wish to reload just yet, I decided to duke it out with the local police hand-to-shotgun and see how it turned out. A long, hilarious and psycho-filled combat fest ensued, in which I not only slaughtered the majority of the NCR police force with my bare hands, but also got to see several civilians gunned down by stray rounds from the automatic shotguns of the lawmen. At the end of the day I had managed to crush the last resistance hindering me from reaching Tandi and happily strolled over to her office in hope of acquiring a certain mission. Imagine my grief as it turned out that she seemed to hold a grudge against me, even though she did not attack on sight, and refused to talk with me beyond calling for the guards. In desperate need of experience and loot, I was forced to take the easy way out and hitting reload. Thus ended what could have been a most glorious chapter in the saga of the Chosen One.

Thank you for listening to me.
 
Heh, Psycho and knowing you can reload are deffinatly cause of quite a few massacred towns.............
-note: I dont mean Psycho as in me........... or do I........
 
Lord 342 said:
Ah yes, the indominable road flare. In Fallout, I was at the Military base, the last section I needed to beat the game. Anyway, I had shot my way into the base, but I was low on ammunition by the time I got to the two mutants inside. They promptly waxed Ian (my only party member) and left me alone, with very few bullets. I managed to dispose of one of them, only to run out of bullets entirely after putting a burst into the second. I opened up my inventory to see if I had any weapons left, but I came up with nothing of immediate use save.... you guessed it; a pair of humble road flares. I lit one and hurled it at the mutant's eye. He crumbled to the ground, dead as a doornail. I was able to end combat and relieve the two mutants of their heavy weaponry, and successfully continue my assault on the base.
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Talk about going to the Base unprepared. Whenever I go to a final area, I always bring enough ammo to blow up Vatican.
 
It is kind of funny that you should mention blowing up the Vatican since it is more or less what you do to achieve the ending of FO1...
 
Ratty Ratty Ratty! That was my first game! I had no idea *exactly* what I was up against, so I simply strolled in, a few hundred rounds for my minigun in hand, with no idea exactly what kind of resistance to expect. I couldn't utilize the mutant's energy weapons as I hadn't raised that skill from the initial 10%, so I was lucky to know which end of the gun the laser beam comes from, never mind hit the ground in three tries. The one who put away Ian had a rocket launcher, however, which I used to great effect on his comrades a little later. I was able to keep it fed with the spoils of the base, however.
 
Hehe, some are pretty good, but nothing tops the first time I played a non-combat character.

Fallout said:
You critically missed cave rat, hitting yourself for 8 hit points.

You are dead.
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I've on occasion seen random critters crit-miss and kill or cripple themselves, but I've never heard of the *player* doing it! That does, in a strange way, top them all... however, comma, that does not mean I don't want to hear any more. This is one of the best threads I've read! Author! Author! Encore!
 
Amusing Moments

I know it sounds kind of sadistic but I always like whacking people with drugs or whatnot (Salvatore, Mordino, Westin), or if that doesn't count, whenever I'm relatively far in the game (PA) and I get an encounter that is more annoying than dangerous (dogs) I just drop a stick of dynamite at my feet at 10 seconds. I survive but the dogs don't and I can just walk to my car.
 
Dove said:
Fallout said:
You critically missed cave rat, hitting yourself for 8 hit points.

You are dead.
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Lol, that cracked me up when I read it.

Well, there's the thing with the Sarge in Navarro. That's extremely funny. Also the guy in Vault 13 in FO2, I feel sorry for him... well, actually I don't...

There was this one time, in FO2, I was in the tanker. I was killing those Centaurs and Floaters and Wannamingles with my Bozar, but one of the Wannamongrels decided to walk away during his turn, so I said, spontaneously, "Don't run, I'm your friend.". Reminded me of Mars Attacks, where the Aliens say that and then shoot everybody. So I shot the poor Wannamomma...
 
Morpoggel said:
I was killing those Centaurs and Floaters and Wannamingles with my Bozar, but one of the Wannamongrels decided to walk away during his turn, so I said, spontaneously, "Don't run, I'm your friend.". Reminded me of Mars Attacks, where the Aliens say that and then shoot everybody. So I shot the poor Wannamomma...
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Hehe, loved that about that movie: "We come in peace, we come in peace." And then they shoot that pigeon :lol:
 
Not really funny but its probably the coolest thing i have done. Well anyway, this bunch of Enclave troops were chasing me through navvaro, so i locked myself in a room, planted like 20 explosives and then unlocked the door. There was NOTHING left except some pools of blood when the dust cleared :D
 
Also locking doors is funny. Too bad you can't do this in Fallout. It doesn't do anything but it's just funny to go to a room with a prosti in it, then lock the door, use every friggin drug you have, and then have sex with her.
Oh yeah, I always drink every bottle o' Nuka Cola I can get my hands on. I have like a permanent Nuka Cola Addiction :P. No matter what the cost, I always buy them, while saying "Thanks man, you're my savior, my personal Jesus Christ!". Think that's from The Matrix
 
Nah, it's from the Matrix. I found the script on the internet, and when Neo gives this dude some disks he sais "Thanks man, you're my own personal Jesus Christ" while giving Neo some money.
 
Morpoggel said:
Nah, it's from the Matrix. I found the script on the internet, and when Neo gives this dude some disks he sais "Thanks man, you're my own personal Jesus Christ" while giving Neo some money.
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Maybe the line from the Matrix was a reference to Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus...
 
Morpoggel said:
It doesn't do anything but it's just funny to go to a room with a prosti in it, then lock the door, use every friggin drug you have, and then have sex with her.
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That's role-playing for you! :D

Oh, and yes, Matrix also had references to stuff, it's not that you can only have something reference "The Matrix" and not "The Matrix" reference something... :roll:
 
In Fallout, something I really liked the first time I've seen was when I saw everyone taking water in the morning in the third level of Vault 13, really cool!!!
 
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