Bathroom stall literature

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Rev. Layle

A Smooth-Skin
Actually found while i was in a Wal-Mart restroom stall earlier this evening:

1) "Fined God"
Yeah? How much? What he do??

2) "Niger!"
Yes, I love to exclaim random african country names in bathroom stalls!

and a lot of references to "777" *shrugs*
 
eh?

Just stuff I actually found written in the stall while I was shopping there tonight and wondered, "Geez people, if you are going to insult, at least spell it right!"

Then again I am in Oklahoma... home of the illiterate :-/


Anyways, who is Elissars?
 
It's no shame to be in Eli's bathroom, y'know. We all sat there at one time or another, recuperating from some sweet ol' black lovin'...
 
I write down the best of the best when I encounter them:

"Just finished taking the Cosby Kids to the pool"
"Just finished taking the Browns to the Superbowl"
"Seriously, who writes on walls!? (and by the way, all frats suck)"
"I named my Louisville Slugger 'Fag Basher'"
"Help Computer!"
"Nothin' says lovin' like waking up to a blowjob"
"'When there is no more room in Hell the dead wil walk the Earth' and they will remake the movie and it will suck"
"Love me tender/Love me true/Come on cunt/Swallow my goo"
"I don't care if you're a fag or not, if like Bush or don't. Just SHUT THE FUCK UP! NO ONE REALLY CARES!"
"This is a lie"
"God I want to fuck a Corps [in a differnt hand]<== Learn how to spell! [in another hand] No, I think he means the Marine Corps"
"Defy Authority... Because I say so!"
 
I remember one stall scrawl from my high school which went like this:

stallscrawl.jpg


That's the first survey I've seen written in a bathroom stall. :wink:
 
"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport."
"Step closer, it's shorter than you think"


"'When there is no more room in Hell the dead wil walk the Earth' and they will remake the movie and it will suck"
Click to expand...
I lol'd :lol:
 
"Right now you are probably the only one in the world that knows what you are doing."
 
"here I sit all broken hearted tried to shit but only farted yesterday I took a
chance tried to fart and shit my pants"

A classic.
 
calculon000 said:
I remember one stall scrawl from my high school which went like this:

stallscrawl.jpg


That's the first survey I've seen written in a bathroom stall. :wink:
Click to expand...

I've seen others, all the way back in high school. (The above mostly came from college; at least by then they ARE spelled correctly).

One was something like "Is (NAME) a faggot?" Most of the "Yes" column was checked. There were follow-ups with things like "Shall we beat up (NAME)?" (I honestly forget his name, I'm not protecting his anonymity by any means since I despised him. (not because he *was* a faggot, oh no, he was an asshole too!)
 
my favorite of all time... slightly offensive

Q: what did the tampon say to the other tampon?

A: Nothing, they're both stuckup cunts.


and names we're listed underneat
 
This is why I love and treasure NMA.

You see I was once running out of creative things to write so I decided to make a list of "The Best Stuff I've Seen Written On A Bathroom Wall". Whenever I was at any public poop hole like school or a department store I found a few things to add.

What amazes me is that I am now surrounded by people who would and are glad to talk about this shit. (no pun intended) I love you guys...

Oh ya um...

*
-"I'll take the rapist for 500."
-"Thats 'Therapist' Mr. Connery."
-"Damn you Trebek!"
*
-If you lived in a shithole you'd be home by now.
*

Cant remember any others and I cant find the list though...

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me,
So... throw me down,
and tie me up and show me that you like me.

_____

Here I sit I'm at a loss
Trying to shit out taco sauce
I know I'm gonna drop a load
I only hope I don't explode

_____

Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.

_____

I was here but now i'm not
I sat right here and smoked some pot,
I'm writing this to make a point,
Lifes a bitch so smoke a joint

_____


here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants

_____

This is a tee pee
for a pee pee.
Not a wig wam
to beat your tom-tom.

_____

Some go here to sit and think
Some go here to shit and stink
I go here to scratch my balls
and write some bullshit on the walls

And so on. :roll:

This one can sometimes be seen on the ceiling above the toilet seat:

"Your shit must feel real good if you're looking up here."

Hehe.
 
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