Bird flu in Europe........Romania

Fas Ist

It Wandered In From the Wastes
Balkans are bird flu gateway to wider Europe

Millions of birds migrate each year to Black Sea neighbours Romania and Bulgaria for the milder winter climate, making the area a potential gateway to central Europe for the bird flu virus, which has already swept into Russia from southeast Asia.

Today in Romania were found 3 dead ducks - near the Danube delta.They tested them for a burd flu and the tests were positive.The birds were sent to the UK for complete analyses.The authorities put 3 kilometres of that area under quarantine.

"There is a risk of spreading the deadly strain of flu to local wildlife in whole Europe" said Boris Barov, head of Bulgarian Society for Protection of Birds.

Also in Turkey(but not in its minor European part) there are cases of bird flu.In 1 farm about 2000 Turkeys(lol) were infected and died.

Now we can only welcome the bird flu.
 
I'm asking for a source. So far, he hasn't replied answering my question to where he found that illustrious article. Knowing his previous posts, I can't help myself think that Fas Ist may have given too much trust to what he reads.

Oh yeah. And you're quoting posts in vain. Please don't quote other posts unless it's necessary, m'kay?
 
Wooz said:
Newspapers and the news :!: Didn't you watch the news this/last night?

God damned.Even don't believe. :roll: I know - the news get to Poland 2 weeks later.
And excuse me, I had Internet problems and didn't respond to your question!

EDIT: A full source, regardfully conformed to the very impourtant demands of the great villager Wooz :notworthy:
The very precise name of the newspaper is Труд(Trud)
The very name of the TV journal is Новините(Novinite)
We will see how out-of-curiosity will you be, when the bird flu reaches Poland :!:
 
That's not a source. A source = the precise name of said TV journal or newspaper.

"The News" here are cluttered with shit about today's presidential election. Out of curiosity, I checked AFP's site, and it seems you're right, Romanian virologists have sent samples to the UK asking for confirmation about an eventual outbreak.

And no, "the news" doesn't get to Poland two weeks later, unless it's the title of your favourite newspaper. Poland instaured a ban for poultry imports from Romania and Bulgaria on Sunday.
 
El Chupacabra said:
Hope the Romanians won't try to chop their heads off...

News of teh Future said:
Thousands throughout Europe were infected today with the Avian flu virus. The source was discovered to be contaminated river water. Apparently the Romanian response to the Avian flu was to chop off the penii of the infected birds and throw them into nearby bodes of water where it was literally carried throughout the continent.

...and thats it for the world news. Coming up next our newest installment of "Sovz's Strange Sexual Misdeeds" followed by our daily segment of "Welsh's 'Tomorrow's Problem's, Today'". Stay tuned.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
Mad Cow Disease
Bird Flu

Personally I am holding out for the pan-demic of none other than,

Fish AIDs.


You bet your ass. Fish AIDs.
 
O NOEZ! Fish AIDs?

You do realize the disease is called AIDS, not AIDs, right?

Besides, there's already a disease (colloquially) known as "Cat AIDS". I guess it's not a problem for humans unless you're into bestiality and the virus suddenly mutates in a way that allows it to infect humans.

Anyway. GTFO.
 
Wooz said:
I'm asking for a source. So far, he hasn't replied answering my question to where he found that illustrious article. Knowing his previous posts, I can't help myself think that Fas Ist may have given too much trust to what he reads.
It's already common knowledge that the bird flu has spread to Romania. Even in backward primitive cultures like Croatia the story has been extensively covered by every media in existence. I don't see why it's necessary to cite your source when the story was reported by every TV station, radio station, newspaper, e-zine, blog, carrier pigeon and Sumerian stone tablet on the globe.
 
By now, yes. I was asking for a source on Sunday, you dolt.

Sjeesj. Electronic engineering students.

Edit: Sjeesj. <s>Electronic engineering students</s> Rats.
 
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