Croatian Goat thing

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Sovz

Vault Dweller
Croat farmers have staged a beauty contest for goats in a bid to publicise the fact that traditional goat farming is dying out.

Dozens of farmers from across the country entered their prize goats in the event at the village of St. Vincenat in western Croatia.

Ivan Perko, owner of Lucy who won the event and is from the western Croatian village of Most Rasa, said: "I always knew she was the most beautiful goat in the world and now it's been proven."

There was no prize for winning the competition but Perko said the honour was enough for him.

"This is a great honour for me and Lucy," he said.

Organisers said they came up with the idea of the contest to draw attention to falling numbers of goats in the region.

They said that at one time there were 800,000 goats in the Istria region, but that today there are only 1,000, local media reported.
 
Sovz said:
"I always knew she was the most beautiful goat in the world and now it's been proven."
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That is one of the most creepy statements ever.
*shudders*
 
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Huh? I had no idea this significant event took place, and I live in Croatia. I somehow doubt it was of utmost importance on global scale, especially since it received absolutely no coverage from local media, let alone international.

So my question is: Why do you know this?!
 
Hot damn, I pity you westerners. If there was a coup d'etat in Croatia, there would be like three non-Croats who would know about it (two of them CIA, the other one MI5, I'm not counting Bush since the dumbass probably doesn't even know where Croatia is). But hold a shitty event with international significance of a village pissing contest and you're all over it like ugly on Whoopi Goldberg.
 
Kharn said:
Well, face it Ratty, Croatia has nothing interesting to offer, other than goat-fucking.
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Bold statement from someone whose country exists only through courtesy of those who refrain from farting in the ocean.
 
Ratty said:
Kharn said:
Well, face it Ratty, Croatia has nothing interesting to offer, other than goat-fucking.
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Bold statement from someone whose country exists only through courtesy of those who refrain from farting in the ocean.
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:rofl:

Nice one!
 
Ok, who put the god damn tabloid thread here? Is it not enough that I get to see headlines like "Hen gives birth to two headed live chicken" every day in the tabloid that gets sold at very subway station? WTF? I thought this was a *serious* forum damn it!
Where are the good ol' topics? :P
 
Kharn said:
Yeah, well, what can I say...we could kick your ass
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And we could nuke you. But then again, why waste a perfectly good nuke when utter annihilation of Netherlands can be accomplished with a simple corkscrew or a plastic shovel.
 
Ratty said:
And we could nuke you. But then again, why waste a perfectly good nuke when utter annihilation of Netherlands can be accomplished with a simple corkscrew or a plastic shovel.
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Well we could...fuck it, why am I comparing one of the richest and most powerful nations* of the world to Poorsville, a part of the Arse End of the world

*note how replying "ahahaha, yeah right, most powerful" is both juvenile and predictable. And not really true. The world, after all, doesn't have that many powerful nations.
 
Ratty said:
Kharn said:
Yeah, well, what can I say...we could kick your ass
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And we could nuke you. But then again, why waste a perfectly good nuke when utter annihilation of Netherlands can be accomplished with a simple corkscrew or a plastic shovel.
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Silly Serb, nukes are for superpowers!
 
Kharn said:
Well we could...fuck it, why am I comparing one of the richest and most powerful nations* of the world to Poorsville, a part of the Arse End of the world
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Because you just bitterly realized that Poorsville doesn't shrink by a few squared miles every year?

Fuck this, why are we spamming General Discussion with this nonsense? This kind of shit belongs to the Order board.

Besides, this is a discussion about Croatian goats, so discuss already.
 
Ratty said:
Because you just bitterly realized that Poorsville doesn't shrink by a few squared miles every year?
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Heh, yeah, you do realise we have an expanse of water which is roughly 1/15th of the Netherlands waiting to be mucked up and added to the country? Didn't think you do.

Fuck the sea, we pwn that bitch.

Ratty said:
Fuck this, why are we spamming General Discussion with this nonsense? This kind of shit belongs to the Order board.
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Don't diss TO dude

Ratty said:
Besides, this is a discussion about Croatian goats, so discuss already.
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No, this is a discussing about raping Croatian goats

A sport I hear you people excell in
 
Kharn said:
No, this is a discussing about raping Croatian goats

A sport I hear you people excell in
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At least we won't need to excell in scuba diving.

Damn, here we go again...
 
Ratty said:
At least we won't need to excell in scuba diving.

Damn, here we go again...
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Dude scuba diving is not a big sport in Holland. Not enough deep waters, y'know

And c'mon, our bickering has more validity than the original topic of this thread
 
Kharn said:
Ratty said:
Because you just bitterly realized that Poorsville doesn't shrink by a few squared miles every year?
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Heh, yeah, you do realise we have an expanse of water which is roughly 1/15th of the Netherlands waiting to be mucked up and added to the country?
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Why not just fit your bikes with bigger tyres and live in boats?
 
Kharn said:
Dude scuba diving is not a big sport in Holland. Not enough deep waters, y'know
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So, basically Dutchies don't know shit about scuba diving? Fine, it's your funeral.

And c'mon, our bickering has more validity than the original topic of this thread
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Good point.
 
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