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Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
After strange sounds on bootup led me to opening a computer case, I found disturbing evidence of alien (to the world of plastic and silicon) presence. WORMS!!! 2 common earthworms were lying dried up inside the metal case, one looked like he died while munching the data transfer cables... OH HORROR!!! And this is not the first time I discovered something like this - once I found a suspicious web inside the case... I suggest you should get a can of Raid and pay these suckers inside YOUR property a VISIT...
 
Yuck! Is your computer out in the middle of a dung heap or something? How could they else get in
 
>Yuck! Is your computer out in
>the middle of a dung
>heap or something? How could
>they else get in

No no... he's just from russia ;-)
 
[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Sep-09-00 AT 09:13PM (GMT)[p]Sweaty Testes... that's just plain evil.

And Wyco... it seems you are from the US too when you say Russia is in Eastern Europe when actually most of it lies in Asia.
 
Europe

Well actually i live in Hungary just spending a year in the usa.I know where is Russia but i meant that Moscow is in E-Eu

Wyco The Hun.
Wyco@maffia.hu
Porn To Be wild & (F)Oszd meg es Uralkodj !!
 
[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Sep-10-00 AT 06:13AM (GMT)[p]>East Europe is NOT worse than
>your USA

I wouldn't say that... Maybe Easter Europe's large cities, but most of Eastern Europe's cities/towns are not exactly modern.

The USA is just about the most modernized nation in the world. There is hardly a single town that hasn't been equiped with modern convieniences. I'm not so sure how it compares to Japan, but it isn't exactly like Japan is very large either.

-Xotor-

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I'm not from the US. And I was only kidding anyway...

Europe (at least western) is more modern, and mroe developed than the US. I haven't been to the US, but I've heard that at least in most places you can't drink the water that comes out of the tap. Where I live, you can. I russia you can't...
 
>I'm not from the US. And
>I was only kidding anyway...
>
>
>Europe (at least western) is more
>modern, and mroe developed than
>the US. I haven't been
>to the US, but I've
>heard that at least in
>most places you can't drink
>the water that comes out
>of the tap. Where I
>live, you can. I russia
>you can't...

No, you must be referring to Mexico. The USA FDA requires that all water that comes out of the taps be potable.

As for the the people who pay for bottled water here, they have it in their head that water from a bottle is somehow better than water from the tap. In a side-by-side test, many people couldn't tell the difference between bottled and tap water. When there was a difference it was only because the bottled water was not chlorinated.

Much of the water here is also flourinated to prevent cavities. Where I live however (Salt Lake City, Utah), there is some old crone who keeps preventing flouride from reaching our water. She has the notion in her head that flouride is somehow poisonous despite the fact that nearly all the states have it and you ingest more flouride by brushing your teeth than you would probably ingest from drinking water in a month. Some people...

I, myself, do not like to drink straight water simply because I like my liquids to have *some* flavor. So I drink milk instead.

-Xotor-

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Hmmm. Here's a particularly evil joke i found. It's just that I feel I have to contribute... *maniacal laughter*

Russian fish soup
enough for 113-115 people

Ingredients:
-1 Russian nuclear sub (with crew)
-1 big thing which blows up subs
-1 antiquated and partially decommisioned submarine rescue team
-1 isolationist and showoff-hungry government
-around 25 other countries willing to help

Preparation:
First, send the nuclear sub on a random patrol along the coast. Then, shove the big thing into the front of the sub. Repeat for extra effect. Wait a few days until the meat is crumbled.
Next, send the rescue team out and make them check every once in a while how done the meal is.
When you get reports of that the knocking has stopped, the meat is done. Hurry up lifting it out from the sea, or other countries may beat you to it!
The meal is best served in its container. You never know what it may look like inside.


Sorry if any of your relatives or something...
 
[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Sep-11-00 AT 02:04PM (GMT)[p]>And Wyco... it seems you are
>from the US too when
>you say Russia is in
>Eastern Europe when actually most
>of it lies in Asia.

Hey you smart one! If you'd have studied political geography, you'd know that Russia
is considered to belong to Eastern Europe.

~Dr. W95
the Super-Puper Admin
http://www.thevats.f2s.com
 
[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Sep-11-00 AT 08:28PM (GMT)[p]I'm terribly sorry. I got it in the mail from a stranger, when i posted it here it was intended as irony but i see that was just too bad to make fun of. Very sorry, won't happen again
I Apologize
 
I am not Russian either but... (ya know,im East-European)
But I accept his apologization :)

Wyco The Hun.
Wyco@maffia.hu
Porn To Be wild & (F)Oszd meg es Uralkodj !!
 
Hehehehe, ENVY ME! I get mountain water (of course it's treated), but it tastes hella-good!

Yup.


>As for the the people who
>pay for bottled water here,
>they have it in their
>head that water from a
>bottle is somehow better than
>water from the tap.
>In a side-by-side test, many
>people couldn't tell the difference
>between bottled and tap water.
> When there was a
>difference it was only because
>the bottled water was not
>chlorinated.
>
>Much of the water here is
>also flourinated to prevent cavities.
> Where I live however
>(Salt Lake City, Utah), there
>is some old crone who
>keeps preventing flouride from reaching
>our water. She has
>the notion in her head
>that flouride is somehow poisonous
>despite the fact that nearly
>all the states have it
>and you ingest more flouride
>by brushing your teeth than
>you would probably ingest from
>drinking water in a month.
> Some people...
>
>I, myself, do not like to
>drink straight water simply because
>I like my liquids to
>have *some* flavor. So
>I drink milk instead.
>
>-Xotor-
>
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Yes it was too bad. 'Soup'... Tell that email stranger of yours, that when american sailors inside the precious american sub will drown, and Uncle Sam will sumble around doing nothing because of fucking bureaucracy, people could get killed for telling this joke. I'm not threatening you, though, don't get me wrong.

Anyway, I LIVED in Russia for 17 years, but for the last 2 years I live in Philadelphia. Never got any critters inside my PC when in Russia - maybe because it was apartment on 5th floor, not 2nd, and because there was a really huge truck factory complex (you'll find reference to it in "Effects of Nuclear War"), so worms prefer to stay in the ground. There was LOT of wandering cats and dogs, though...

Russia - Eastern Europe? Then what about Siberia - it's EE too? EE Russia is a bunch of southwestern states. I am not Russian - in the sense that I don't have Russian parents. Asia, ma man (and if you call me chuchmek, I'll come to your house, flay your mother and sister and rape them >:-| Fucking trolls.)
 
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