Fallout 4 Slogans

DirtyOldShoe

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Thought it would be nice to start an evil spirited challenge. To come up with a slogan for Fallout 4 that intended to be offensive/funny.

I'll start things off,

"Fallout 4, appealing to the lowest common denominator." or "Fallout 4, pewpew and nothing else."
 
-"Fallout 4, a game with a bazillion guns but they all suck"

-"Try the new 'pumping thousands of bullets into enemies' difficulty!"

-"#1 hiking simulator of 2015 since Skyrim"

-"You can fuck that robot ass!"

-"Prepare to pile up more bodies than any game you ever played...COMBINED!"

-"Balance doesn't mean shit"

-"Prepare to hear the most cringeworthy dialogue in this new installment of the Fallout franchise"
 
How about:

"It's horrible, the gameplay's horrible, the dialogue is horrible, the story is horrible, the graphics are horrible, the fandom's horrible, the good reviews are horrible, Fallout's horrible, video games are horrible, I'm horrible, you're horrible, everything's horrible hate hate hate HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!"
 
"Impossible to take seriously!"

"Just turn your brain off and vegetate!"

Sadly, I think these may actually appeal to the people who do enjoy playing it.
 
"Good! Use your aggressive feelings. Let the hate flow through you!" -The Emperor

I found your reply too respectful and polite. This thread is mean spirited. Find the core of hatred in you, see within it Todd Howard and Emil Poopalastory, use that hatred and write, write it out.

Thanks, I think. I suppose that I find the fault with society rather than the company that caters to its shallow inclinations. Fallout 4 sold well, after all. I don't care for the way everything is simplified now, either.....but hatred is not conducive to a happy life, so I try not to indulge in it.

I do enjoy reading the well deserved hate towards the newer fallout games on here though :)

Well, except for New Vegas, of course.

Sorry to derail the thread, carry on. Here's some more to get it back on track. These are more like back of the box fodder.



"Loot the landscape to modify your weapons to loot the landscape to modify your weapons again and again and again! The "fun" never stops! It's just like Borderlands!"

"The all new settlement system puts you in control of rebuilding the entire world, one grimey looking junk fence at a time!"

"Hundreds of locations with no pesky storyline involved! Murder everything that gets in your way, because often, life in the Commonwealth doesn't give you a choice!"

"Talk is cheap, and your guns are LOUD! The completely revamped dialogue system will change the way Fallout is played!"

I think the game would still have sold well with these on the box.
 
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"The romance in Fallout 4 is progressive, you can have multiple one-dimensional relationships!"
"Environmental storytelling at its best, teddy bears and skeletons paint such a dark picture!"
"Not interested in discussing how realistic things are in an alternate universe post-apoc game w/ talking mutants and ghouls? Then this is the game for you!"
 
Who said I hated this place, huh?

In this regard I think I'm just a jester making jabs. And anyone who can't take a joke at themselves is in no place to be joking about others.

So quit getting insecure over little ol' me and my jabs. Trust me, I ain't worth it.
 
I will make a tiny change on a quote from Todd Howard in E3:

"In the world of entertainment, there are were very few things as good..... as Fallout."

-Todd Howard, E3 2015 -Risewild, NMA 2016
 
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