Fallout Haiku

[RPGenius]

An idea stolen from FF7 Citadel. Write a haiku (a three line poem, with 5 syllables in teh first line, 7 in the next, and 5 in the last.)
At the end of teh post, pick a subject for teh next one.

To start you off, Vault City.

 

[Josh]

Teh Teh Teh Teh Vault
Was teh teh city
Please look over posts.

 

[Morpoggel]

Since you didn't really specify a next subject...

The waterchip broke
Necropolis is the key
Oh look, a big rat

Next subject... Ian!

 

[Xavierblazer]

What the hell was that?
did someone just fuck my ass?
shot by ian, yo

Next, Raiders

 

[Shadowbird]

Negotiate not
Murder and loot equipment
Make Ian carry

Next: PipBoy

 

[RPGenius]

Making little notes
Reminding me what to do next
Why can't I sleep here?

Next up: the Vats

 

[Morpoggel]

Dipping poor humans
Making them really ugly
Childkiller, oh yeah

Next up: Miria!

 

[Xavierblazer]

the worst sex evar
great, now im married, what gives?
Useless npc

Next, dogmeet

 

[lmao]

don't touch my jerky.
okay, i was kidding. please
don't call mel gibson.

next up: frank horrigan.

 

[Xavierblazer]

The master beats frank
but that is not why im here
Hush up mutie bitch

Next: Wannamingols

 

[RPGenius]

Cheap alien rip offs but,
still nasty as hell, killing me
They made Redding cool.

Next stop: Brotherhood

 

[Brother None]

Big, strong, security
The Brotherhood is watching
Not evil, too bad

Next: The Master

 

[The Vault Dweller]

Ironic church,
To Hell or Heaven we go?
Twisted truth,

Next subject: The Glow.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

P.S.

Cant be thankful enough for this topic. Fresh and unique. Everyone can take part in it. I mean its amazing enough its Fallout related, but even basing it on specific subjects its hard yet inspiringly creative. Thanks RPGenius.

 

[zioburosky13]

Low on Stim,
Facing a deathclaw,
Time to run.

 

[Shadowbird]

Since zioburosky13 apparently did Fallout in general/deathclaw, I'll take the Glow.

Rad-X, Rad-Away
Giant hole with holodisks
Zax, the chess wizard

Next: Torr

 

[Morpoggel]

Bug-men kill moo-moo
Chosen One kills Radscorps, yeah!
Oh look, free Rad-limbs

Rrrrrrrright... anyhoo, next up is SAD!

 

[alec]

Sad but alive at
the SAD with no shit. Private
Dobbs turned to dust, dude!

Next: Tandi

(I had a nice one for Torr as well:

Torr and the Brahmin,
the Brahmin and Torr: moo moos
rustled by bugmen.)

 

[zioburosky13]

Tandi is cute.
With nice ass,
But can't shag her.

Next: Junktown.

 

[Shadowbird]

High walls of old junk
Killing path - choice at crossroads
Darkness gives no entry

Next: Shady Sands

 

[Lukus]

The smallest of towns
endured in the aftermath
became republic.

Next: Gizmo