Fallout Haiku

little chunks of meat
on the ground when BOZAR strikes
better luck next time

next: try myron
 
Works on batteries
Like many other items
Bend over, Ian!

Next up: the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch [insert unnessecarily long echo]
 
Twisted Supermutant
Loves causing pain, gives him koy,
Never did wear that bag.

Next up: Watershed!

P.S, thanks to whoever made this a sticky!
The_Vault_Dweller, thanks, always had real respect for you when I lurked before posting; so praise from you means alot.
 
Ah, a bone knife dipped
in Pit Viper venom will
be the death of me.

Maybe you should use things that were actually implemented into the game, Morpoggel.

Next: FLOATERS
 
floaters are evil
take three gauss shots in the eyes
no, not fair at all

Next: The concept of making a haiku about a post apoctalyptic RPG.
 
It's hard to make sense
in a wasteland of haikus,
Falloutish or not.

Next: Psycho
 
(The concept of making a haiku about a post apoctalyptic RPG.)

Both easy and hard
Sing of life of dead world
Deep, random, or both?
 
alec said:
Maybe you should use things that were actually implemented into the game, Morpoggel.
Click to expand...

A true Fallout fan will be able to make a haiku about it ;)

Anyhoo... Psycho:

Make soldiers stronger
Make Vault Dweller addicted
Thank you army guys

Next up: the Combat Knife!
 
Sleek, sharp and sexy,
Slashing, stabbing and cutting,
Quickly ends some life.

Next up: Power Armor

(PS: some of you REALLY need to pay attention to the 5:7:5 structure of a haiku.)
 
[Power Armor]
With such great power
Comes responsibility:
Use gatling laser (<-- next up, along with Sledgehammer)
 
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