A Very Big Explosion
Jack leaned around the edge of the wagon, squeezed off a shot, and ducked back as the bandits returned fire. He couldn't afford to keep trading shots with them, or he would run out of ammo. What he needed was a distraction - and here one came. A narrow trail behind the bandits led up to a plateau with a small cabin on it, and a greenish, elderly ghoul was shambling down it. He had a laser pistol on his belt and was carrying a bottle of some kind.
"Keep it down!" he shouted. "I'm trying to concentrate!" When the bandits ignored him and continued shooting, he flicked a lighter and ignited a rag sticking out of the bottle. Then he hurled the bottle at one of them. It smashed on his back, sending flaming oil flying.
"Aaaaaaaugh!" screamed the man who had been hit by the Molotov cocktail. His clothes aflame, he panicked and ran smack into another bandit, scorching him. Then he collapsed, his screams fading to moans, and then silence.
This got the two remaining bandits' attention. The ghoul ducked behind a large rock on the trail and drew his laser pistol as they turned to face the new threat. Jack, who already had a plasma grenade in his hand, lobbed it right at the feet of the armored robber. The man in combat armor, spurred by instinct or perhaps the grenade striking his ankle, jumped away a moment before it detonated. Even so, he was wounded by the blast. The other bandit was not so lucky. He was fairly close to the blast, was already injured, and had no armor to protect him. Unlike his charred partner in crime, his death was instantaneous.
The last robber, seeing that the tide had turned and wanting to survive, made a break for the trail. Jack whipped out his plasma pistols and fired at his retreating back, blowing a couple of chunks out of the ground just behind him. The ghoul fired his laser pistol as the bandit bore down on his position. The blast hit him in the chest, but he just grunted and kept coming. He tackled the ghoul, knocking the laser out of his hand, and put the barrel of his 14mm pistol to his head.
The ghoul, Eldon Storch, closed his eyes. After his long life, after surviving the War that had obliterated most of the world's population and the deadly, chaotic aftermath, this was how he was to die. Just as he accepted his fate, the man snarled "Get up! Get up, you idjit!"
Eldon blinked, then hauled himself upright. The bandit stood behind him, wrapped his left arm about his waist, and kept the gun at his head as he walked backwards up the trail, glancing back every couple of seconds. "Don't nobody follow me, or the freak gets it!" he shouted.
Jack hesitated. Any shots he took at this range were just as likely to hit the ghoul as his captor, and far more likely to harm him. Even if he hit, if he didn't kill the bandit in one shot, an unlikely proposition at best, he could kill his hostage. All he could do was watch as the two of them backed up the trail and went inside the cabin.
"Siddown," growled the bandit, pointing at a chair and shoving Eldon. Eldon dropped into the chair as the bandit peeked out the front window and back at him. "So this is your place, huh? Whatcha got here?"
"Probably nothing you'd be interested in, sonny," said Eldon. "Just a bunch of old junk I like to tinker with."
"It must be worth something. Any stimpaks?"
"Sorry, fresh out."
"You better not be lying. You'll regret it if you are." The man in armor started searching through drawers, shelves, and a large workbench while keeping an eye on Eldon and the trail. From his movements, Eldon could tell he was hurt worse than he looked. No wonder he was so interested in stimpaks. He was glad he didn't have any.
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Down below, Artie Scott was treating his wounded guards. It was too late for one of them, but the others looked like they would live. He looked up as Jack approached. "Thanks again, stranger," he said. "Shame about that ghoul, though."
"He's not dead yet," said Jack. "He helped us out. The least I can do is return the favor."
"You're not thinking of going up that trail, are you? That'd be suicide! That guy's got a clear line of sight almost all the way down."
"Who said anything about the trail? I'm going to climb up to that house from behind. I was hoping you had a rope and grappling hook I could borrow."
"Right in back of that wagon." Artie pointed. "You can keep it. If you need some more ammo, take some of that too."
"Thanks. I was running a bit low." Jack hurried off to the wagon.
"Good luck!" called Artie.
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The thief pulled out a red toolbox from the workbench. "Well, well!" he said. "A Super Tool Kit. This should be worth something." He walked over to a counter, where a gray box with a speaker in the side and two slots on top rested. "What the heck is this thing?"
"That's an atomic-powered toaster," said Eldon. "Made it myself."
"Why would you make an atomic-powered toaster?"
"I happen to like toast."
"But atomic-powered?"
"I happen to like it slightly radioactive."
The bandit started to lift it, then set it down. "Oof. Heavy sucker."
"That'd be the lead."
The robber pushed it onto its side and inspected its underbelly, where a computer chip was embedded. "Ah! Now we're getting somewhere. Hardware like this is hard to come by." He pulled out a switchblade, opened it, and started to pry the chip loose.
"What are you doing?! That regulates the neutron flow! If you remove it-"
The man gestured menacingly at Eldon. "Shut yer piehole! I can take whatever I want! Gonna do something about it?"
Eldon shook his head. "You'll be sorry."
"Hmmph." He popped the chip out and pocketed it. "See, nothing happened. Now what else you got? Any more chips?"
Eldon noticed Jack pop his head over a windowsill at the rear of the cabin. The thief couldn't see him since he was facing the front. Jack tilted his chin toward the front door, and Eldon nodded slowly. "Uh...yeah, I've got one or two more. I keep them in a little box, under the floorboards there." He pointed.
The man bent down, and Jack stood up and leveled his 10mm submachinegun, loaded with a fresh magazine of armor-piercing bullets. He fired a burst through the window as Eldon made a break for the door. The man howled as the rounds punched through his armor and into his thigh. He whirled around and fired his pistol, but Jack was already gone. He popped up again at a side window and fired another burst, then ducked and rolled to the front door at the same time that Eldon emerged. "Run!" shouted the ghoul. "We don't have much time!" The two of them hurried down the trail as fast as they could.
The bandit's leg gave out and he fell to the floor of the cabin. A computerized voice said "Your toast is ready." Startled, he fired in the direction of the voice and his bullet struck the now vibrating toaster. "Your toast...your toast...your toast..." The vibration built up to a crescendo. His eyes went wide with terror. "Aw, sh-" was all he had time to say before a massive explosion incinerated him and the entire cabin. A pillar of flame and smoke rose from the crater where it once stood.
"Hit the dirt!" shouted Eldon. He and Jack threw themselves to the ground, helped along by the powerful blast wave. They could feel the heat on their backs as it passed over their heads. They dragged themselves upright as the column topped out. "Um...you might want to stand upwind a ways."
"Why?" asked Jack, dusting himself off. "It doesn't smell that bad."
"It's not that. There were radioactive materials in that explosion. My toaster basically became a small dirty nuke. While I don't mind the radiation, you smoothskins tend to be a mite sensitive about it. Once that fallout starts to settle-"
"You don't have to tell me twice!" Jack was already running down the slope towards the main trail.
"Go on ahead, sonny. I'll gimp along and catch up to you."
Jack raced back to the caravan and found Artie, who stood behind the wagons peering at the newly forming mushroom cloud with his hand to his forehead. "What in blazes was that?" he asked.
"That," said Jack, "was a radiological device going boom."
"Holy crap!" Artie rummaged through one of the wagons, pulled out a Geiger counter, and turned it on. He scanned the area, then ran it over Jack. Only a handful of clicks emanated from it. "It seems to be clean here. Well, as clean as it gets out in the wasteland, anyway. We should be okay as long as we don't get any closer."
Eldon reached the foot of the trail. He picked up, reloaded, and holstered his dropped laser pistol, and limped over to the caravan. "Howdy, fellas," he said.
"Thanks for your help, both of you. The name's Artie Scott." He turned to Jack. "Like I promised earlier, you can take all the water you can carry. That goes for both of you. And whatever those punks had is yours too. To the victor go the spoils and all that."
"You're welcome. I'm Eldon Storch, by the way. Say, do you have a large board and some paint? I'd better put up a radiation warning sign."
"Yeah, I've got some in one of the wagons. Sorry about your house and all."
"Ah, don't worry about it. Easy come, easy go. I can always make a new one. I've lost too many homes to keep track of them all." He turned to Jack. "Thank you for coming to help me out, stranger. I didn't catch your name."
"That's because I didn't give it," said Jack. He thought for a second. His first name was common enough that he felt he could use it, and he was pretty far from New Reno anyway. "I'm Jack." He shook his hand.
"Where are you heading?"
"Vault City. This caravan just left there, bound for Redding."
"Vault City's probably a better place for me to restock. They won't let me past the courtyard, though. They don't cotton to my kind there."
"Times have changed. Just how long have you been living out here?"
"Oh, about 30 years or so. Why?"
"Vault City's much more welcoming nowadays. In fact, the First Citizen is a ghoul now: Old Harold."
Eldon brightened. "Well, that certainly changes things. I've always liked Harold. Too bad he doesn't feel the same way about me. There was an...incident back in Gecko, a long time back. I almost caused their reactor to melt down. It wasn't really my fault, I've just had a run of bad luck." He glanced back at the ruins of his home. "Guess you can see that for yourself. Story of my life, really. That's why I came out here to the middle of nowhere. Figured I'd cause less damage. Shows what I know. Used to live in Broken Hills, but I accidentally broke the uranium mine's air purifier. Shut the whole mine down. Then this psycho named Manson ambushed me from behind with an SMG."
"How did you survive?"
"Didn't. Got killed. Heh heh. I love that joke. Love it so much I stole it from Harold. Well, Manson's first burst wounded me, but his second jammed the gun. By then I had old Betsy here out." Eldon patted his laser pistol. "The coward ran away, but a Unity patrol nabbed him before he got far. Marcus and Zaius asked me to stay on and repair the purifier when the replacement parts came in, but I knew when I'd worn out my welcome. As soon as I was healthy enough to travel I packed up my stuff and came out here. So, what's your story?"
"Nowhere near as interesting as yours. I'm just a traveler, trying to stay alive the same as anyone else."
"Why don't I tag along with you, at least as far as Vault City? Safety in numbers, you know."
"Hmm." Jack considered it. Not only did Eldon have a point, but anyone who was looking for him would probably expect him to be traveling alone. "That's not a bad idea."
Artie brought Eldon a board and some spray cans of yellow and black paint. He painted the words "Danger! Radiation!" and the trefoil symbol on it, then planted it at the base of the trail leading up to the plateau. He and Jack searched the dead bandits. They didn't have much: a few dozen gold coins they split evenly between them, some jerky, a couple of knives (one for each of them), a few 10mm pistols and some ammo for Jack, and a shotgun and some shells for Eldon. Jack and Eldon collected the promised water from Artie, said their goodbyes, and continued on the path towards Vault City.