Fbos press kit

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Well Briosafreak informed me about a thread on the Quarter To Three forums which discussed the press kit for Fbos and let me put it like this, BWAAAHHAAA......Read it and laugh:<blockquote>Umm, when I opened the package and unlocked the metal canister, at the bottom of the canister was two condoms. WTF! And one of them was glow in the dark! As I was throwing out the press-sheet and the video, I noticed that the press sheet said that the video is a 'sex education video about post-armagedon intimacy'.

I take a look at the video's sticker, and it indeed was. So when I'm about to throw the video in the garbage can, I see something sticking out of the window of the cassete case. What was it?

Another fucking condom. :\

On top of that, there were four latex gloves inside the package, too. :\

I'm so not sleeping at night, with the fear of some Interplay rep breaking into my room and raping me if I don't give Fallout a decent score.

I feel so dirty.</blockquote>That's marketing for ya! It's really amazing that they still don't get it and remember kids this was the reason they dropped Fallout 3 and Bis, to focus on Fbos and consoles. I give them to March...at most...
Link: thread
 
LOL that's hilarious.

But you know what? I hope that the consumers see it the same we and don't jump on that wagon. I've seen a lot of crap seeling well, too much :(
 
You know, this is the first time I've heard of a situation where a radiated wasteland would actually make people MORE verile.
 
Just when I thought that they couldn't go any lower. :?

Am I a bad person for wishing they'd spectacularly and publicly spontaneously combust?
 
That's unbelievably tasteless. Latex gloves and condoms? honestly....

maybe they should send FOBOS kits to the Interplay execs that have cyanide capsules...cause they SURE won't be needing the condoms...
 
Looks like their giving the press an idea of what they're about to to do their customers.

Give them a nice, hard fucking.

Least they're practicing safe sex, right?
 
lol :D That was rather amusing if you ask me. And I sure hope the Interplay folks use condoms as well as sending them out, cause I don't want them to have kids! ;) (well, some of them anyway)
 
have you guys read the posts on this thread?

some fools actually are thinking of buying more than 1 copy of this game just to annoy us! Haha...I'll be rejoicing when i see their faces when they play FPOS!
 
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I hope the game gets stellar reviews, just to see what the asshole fanboys have to say. "


Might be fun to educate this assmunch.
 
Unfortunately I need to wait for an administrator to activate my account before I can do any "schooling."
 
:eek:

Is this 4 real? 3 fucking condoms and 4 latex gloves? that and a sex education video for copulating effectively in the wasteland?

:puke:

Wow, them marketing boys must be goddamn geniuses...
 
So, what do gaming companies that are not fucking idiots put in a press kit? Porn? Tickets for free lapdances? Candy?
 
This seems like more than it appears on the surface. Why would a company do this to it's own product unless they WANT it to tank?

As I remember the company I worked for sent out specialty items that were either directly connected to the game itself or promotion for the company (fan collectors items and such.)
 
The condoms should be included in the retail version of the game as well...

Anyone buying FO:BOS should be kept from reproducing...
 
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