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The lone wanderer

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My ex (She is a psycho) broke up with me about a month ago. She goes and moves on and starts dating someone else. So I go ahead and move on. In reaction she puts me on blast and goes on some rant using twitter as a vent making it a public spectacle. So I text her "What is wrong with you?" she replies "U know what's wrong, you dick" I send back "Are you fucking kidding me?" she finally sends "Guess so". So I'm thinking "what the fuck just happened?" and I finally remembered I dont have to deal with her shit.


Moral of the story: bitches be crazy
 
She sounds like a fun person to be around :roll:

The lone wanderer said:
Moral of the story: bitches be crazy
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Not all of us, just the psychopathic weirdos and everyone has them, oh the stories I can tell you of some of my exes :P
 
Sabirah said:
She sounds like a fun person to be around :roll:

The lone wanderer said:
Moral of the story: bitches be crazy
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Not all of us, just the psychopathic weirdos and everyone has them, oh the stories I can tell you of some of my exes :P
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There's a difference between a bitch and a woman, you should know that :P.

And I'm not saying that all crazy people are bitches, but all bitches are crazy.
 
The lone wanderer said:
Sabirah said:
She sounds like a fun person to be around :roll:

The lone wanderer said:
Moral of the story: bitches be crazy
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Not all of us, just the psychopathic weirdos and everyone has them, oh the stories I can tell you of some of my exes :P
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There's a difference between a bitch and a woman, you should know that :P.

And I'm not saying that all crazy people are bitches, but all bitches are crazy.
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Well, If I could I would drink to that then :)
 
The lone wanderer said:
My ex (She is a psycho) broke up with me about a month ago. She goes and moves on and starts dating someone else. So I go ahead and move on. In reaction she puts me on blast and goes on some rant using twitter as a vent making it a public spectacle. So I text her "What is wrong with you?" she replies "U know what's wrong, you dick" I send back "Are you fucking kidding me?" she finally sends "Guess so". So I'm thinking "what the fuck just happened?" and I finally remembered I dont have to deal with her shit.


Moral of the story: bitches be crazy
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My ex-wife was like this. She was a attention hungry whore that tried to blast our business all over Facebook. She made herself look like a jackass. She kept trying to call and harass me until I had to block her number. Makes you realize why you aren't with them anymore huh?
 
I broke up with my ex abut a month ago. I tired to keep it civil but she decided to go all bitch-mode one me, telling me I had "no balls" and "couldn't man up". She was a hypocrite, really clingy at times, and depressive.

I wasn't allowed to smoke cigarettes around her, but she would sneak out and go smoke with my friends and her excuse would be her family and school and all the "stress" it causes her, like me, but it was wrong for me to.

Anytime I wanted to hangout with my friends she would have to come along, but she would then complain that we weren't doing anything but play videogames, and if I didn't bring her around I was "ditching her".

She would go out and party with my friends, when I had to go home to get up early for class or work, but if I smoked a little pot with my friends when we were just sitting in their basement then I'm going too far.

Not to mention she kept things from me, hit on my friends, even though it was in jest, if I was friendly with a girl she immediately got jealous. And the fact that she told my friends that she was thinking about breaking up with me BUT NEVER COMMUNICATED THAT TO ME! after I learned that I felt no more remorse that I broke up with her. I'd rather be single and sexless than put up with that shit anymore.

[there's more but it's just little shit that contributed or just pisses me off to much to mention]

But yes in summation bitched be crazy, but the girl I'm talking to now is pretty chill, expect texting her can be like pulling teeth at times.
 
Farmerk said:
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I'd not really mind if the body made up for it.
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You've obviously never been with anyone
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+1

But then again, this is the internet, so everyone is a suspected liar or exaggerator, in the very least. For all we know the OP is a liar and for all you guys know I could be lying.
 
thegaresexperience said:
Farmerk said:
Sub-Human said:
I'd not really mind if the body made up for it.
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You've obviously never been with anyone
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+1

But then again, this is the internet, so everyone is a suspected liar or exaggerator, in the very least. For all we know the OP is a liar and for all you guys know I could be lying.
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Only retards who want attention lie on message boards.
 
Not all, but there are definitely some base instincts that make women act like bitches, just like there are base instincts in men that make them act like douchebags. It's usually the stupid and/or abused ones that are like that, a good example is Jersey Shore. And you don't really want to form any kind of lasting relationship with someone like that anyways.
 
Farmerk said:
Not all, but there are definitely some base instincts that make women act like bitches, just like there are base instincts in men that make them act like douchebags.
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Crowd mentality
 
The lone wanderer said:
Sabirah said:
She sounds like a fun person to be around :roll:

The lone wanderer said:
Moral of the story: bitches be crazy
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Not all of us, just the psychopathic weirdos and everyone has them, oh the stories I can tell you of some of my exes :P
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There's a difference between a bitch and a woman, you should know that :P.

And I'm not saying that all crazy people are bitches, but all bitches are crazy.
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I happen to own a Shetland Sheepdog who is not spayed and she is certainly not crazy. In fact, her status within the CKC makes her decent breeding stock or a fine bitch.
 
PainlessDocM said:
People actually refer to their girlfriends as bitches these days?
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Just to clarify, I was talking about my dog. I'm not one of vile people who refers to their partner as bitch
 
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