How to sway video game press on Washington Post

[Vault 69er]

Rat Bethesda out to Jack Thompson.

Well without children killing or groin shots, Beth isn't leaving him much to work with.

Tell him about Bethesda's finely modelled nipples.

 

[Sorrow]

Funny, I usually think of Sorrow as a born again fan.

What is a born again? Is it some black metal band?

Hmm...
Maybe if we told J.T. about Fallout 3, Bethesda would take legal action against him and they would annihilate each other?