Just saw Passion of the christ.

Elissar

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As an agnostic... i give it a resounding..

Meh.

It was fairly accurate as far as following the bible.. but the whole story seems like a trumped up case of maryterdom to me.

Oh, and they got the placement of the nails wrong. Once again, they showed the nails going through his palms.... Would never work. the nails would just rip straight through the hand and out between the fingers. Gotta nail em through the wrists.
 
Elissar said:
It was fairly accurate as far as following the bible.. but the whole story seems like a trumped up case of maryterdom to me.

Well, that's what the story is all about, though, isn't it? Jesus is supposed to be the most influential martyr ever, so I guess if the movie shows that, then its kinda accurate.

Also, about the nails, I haven't seen the film yet, but I imagine Gibson just wanted to go by the book..err..bible. I'm pretty sure that in the bible, nails go through his hands, so Gibson probably just wanted to keep as straight to the story as possible.
 
The movie isn't out yet in my frozen homeland, and I doubt I'll waste money I could otherwise spend on paint, paper or a good book on it.

Pompous martyr stories, along with epic battle movies, glorious super-hero trash and such aren't my cup of tea.


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The "Most Influential Martyr Ever" position, in my opinion, could be shared between Jesus and Socrates. By the way, I think they're probably the two biggest men in History.

The "Most people dead by arguing over 9843598752 interpretations of what I said, not regarding my main message" cup could be attributed to Jesus.

I mean, if he'd see Pat Robertson, what do you think he'd say?

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Wooz69 said:
The "Most Influential Martyr Ever" position, in my opinion, could be shared between Jesus and Socrates. By the way, I think they're probably the two biggest men in History.

Not necessarily true

Especially since one would argue Socrates' life (putting asides that all we know of him is the writing of Plato, meaning it could all be fake) is more important than his being a martyr (which just shows he's one bad-ass mofo), while Jesus' martyrdom was one of the focal points of his philosophy.
 
Kharn wrote:
(putting asides that all we know of him is the writing of Plato, meaning it could all be fake)

Ah. But all we know about Jesus are the writings of the Evangelists, no? The same "biography written by his disciples" syndrom :D

Especially since one would argue Socrates' life is more important than his being a martyr (which just shows he's one bad-ass mofo), while Jesus' martyrdom was one of the focal points of his philosophy.

Yes, but would Socrates pass to history in the same way if he didn't willingly accept his death sentence? He could have chosen to flee, he had followers everywhere, but he chose rather to die and stay true to his philosophy/ideals than either to flee or shut up.

BTW Jesus was a badass mofo too. He *did* beat the shit out of the merchants in the temple, and I even belive one of your best national painters made an excellent painting about it :D
 
Hey Ellisar- thanks for moving this topic to GD. I saw it died off in the Order.

Incidently, I am noticing a rash of religious threads here. Two weeks ago, spam. Now religion! Oi. Notice how the hot chick thread is concentrated in one place. What does this say-hot chicks are better than religion.

ANyway, for those interested- once again, the Economist has something to say (as it seems to have something to say about just everything).

Ok, I will add comments-

http://www.economist.com/world/na/displayStory.cfm?story_id=2460540

The power and the Passion

Feb 26th 2004
From The Economist print edition

The storm caused by Mel Gibson's film is yet another indicator of America's moral and cultural divide

IN THE wake of Bill Clinton's election in 1992, Irving Kristol, the godfather of neo-conservatism, proclaimed that “the culture wars are over—and our side lost.” Now, with the crucifixion of Christ vying with homosexual marriage for the nation's attention, it is clear that the godfather was wrong. The culture wars are raging as savagely as ever—and the conservative side, if not triumphant, is more than holding its own.

Yes, I would say that the cultural wars are actually being won by the conservatives.

So more religion less drugs, more abstaining less sex, more country less rock n' roll. More guns less social welfare, more corporate tax cuts less good jobs.

Wasn't it internal corruption that led to the fall of Rome?

The latest conservative champion is a semi-Australian actor who first captured public attention as Mad Max, a “road warrior” struggling to survive in a post-apocalyptic world. Now Mel Gibson hangs out in very different circles. “The Passion of the Christ”, his film about the last day of the life of Jesus, is galvanising religious America as no film has for decades. It opened on 2,800 screens on February 25th, Ash Wednesday—a remarkable achievement for a work that eschews both Hollywood stars and the English language. Christian congregations have pre-booked whole cinemas. The Cinemark theatre near Dallas started showing the film at midnight on Tuesday and kept it going for 24 hours. At 6am the cinema started showing it on all 20 screens.

Oh Texas...... You used to be such a fun place.

Yet “The Passion” has also galvanised non-Christian America. It has provoked accusations of anti-Semitism for months past, but the criticism goes well beyond that. The New Yorker's review is illustrated with a cartoon of Mr Gibson on a cross being doused in buckets of blood. Andy Rooney, a TV commentator, has accused Mr Gibson of being a “wacko” and “a real nutcase” who is exploiting Christ's crucifixion for monetary gain.

So why not exploit Christ? He did die for our sins. I mean come on, what holiday hasn't been exploited or created for money.

Actually the attacks on Mel have been pretty serious. I was a bit put off on NPR when they said that all Mel's movies have been about anger and violence.

Is such comment worth noticing, or is it just the usual “buzz” that Hollywood types are so talented at manufacturing? Mr Gibson has certainly been skilful in marketing his film, in which he invested $25m-30m of his own money, and in turning the row about anti-Semitism to his own advantage. His marketing machine is selling a host of tie-ins, including a book, lapel pins, key-chains, coffee mugs and T-shirts. The latest fashion item is two-and-a-half-inch nails like the ones used to nail Jesus to the cross.

Get those nails! Actually they have been selling pieces of the Cross for years out in bethlahem. But if there is a place that could use religion as a business, it's Bethlahem. It's those new $120,000 units to live in a good "christian community" that bothers me more.

Religion, the second oldest profession. Where else can you make money as a Public Affairs agent for God and not have to pay the principle?

Some one should write an updated Dante's inferno.

Yet, for once, there are good reasons for paying attention. “The Passion” is as good as it gets when it comes to religious films: a blood-drenched depiction of Christ's last hours that manages to be both riveting and profound at the same time. Mr Gibson's two bravest decisions—to use no stars and to make his actors speak in Aramaic and Latin—turn out to be strokes of genius. The film has a remarkable feeling of authenticity.

Monica Belluci is not a star? Oi!
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(Yet another shameless attempt to get a monica bellucci pic posted).
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Yet “The Passion” is also disturbing. Mr Gibson tells us little about Jesus the healer or Jesus the soother of worldly cares. Instead, he focuses relentlessly on the physical details of martyrdom—on bloody flagellation and agonising crucifixion. Within 15 minutes of the film's opening Jesus's right eye is swollen shut. The welts on his body are shown in gruesome detail. The Roman soldier who is ordered to make sure that he is dead is showered in blood.

I mean really, it's a crucifixion. What did you expect?

A bunch of guys nailed on a cross singing, "Oh look on the bright side of life" ?

The charges of anti-Semitism have certainly been overdone. The most sadistic characters in the film are the Roman soldiers, and the most sympathetic are the Jewish bystanders who come to Jesus's aid. The hand that drives the first nail into Jesus is Mel Gibson's own. But, that said, it is hard to watch “The Passion” without a certain sense of unease, given the film's raw power and the resurgence of anti-Semitism around the world.

Ya know someone is going to say.....


Hey Jewish folks, I mean really. If you didn't want anti-semitism, then maybe you shouldn't have killed Christ. You see what the death penalty gets ya? 2000 years of payback.

(I am just joking here folks)

And for those of you good Christians who support the death penalty---- be careful what you wish for.

A clash of paranoias
“The Passion” will also remain controversial because Mr Gibson has chosen to plant his crucifix at one of the contentious crossroads of American life. America is one of the most religious countries in the industrialised world. Over 80% of Americans claim to believe in God, compared with 62% of the French and 52% of Swedes. About two-thirds of Americans claim membership of a church, 40% go to church once a week, and 43% describe themselves as born-again Christians. Three times as many people believe in the Virgin birth as in evolution.

Yes, it's probably true. Incidently, when I was oversees I talked to a woman who had been hired to teach at a religious school and was shocked to hear that her students were rejecting evolution for creationism.

That law suit has come up here and creationism has been attacked as an advocacy of religion in the public school classroom and a violation of church and state.

Note that this issue comes shortly before the whole school voucher nonsense and the advocacy of more private education and the dismantlying of public education.

The alliance between Republicans and Christian Evengelicals has got to be the worst thing for civilization since the alliance between Klingons and Romulans.

Religious groups are also exercising a growing influence on America's political and cultural life. The so-called religious right has established a lock on the Republican Party. Religious gurus and groups are getting ever slicker at marketing their wares. Rick Warren's “The Purpose-Driven Life”, which has sold more than 11m copies, is being used to launch a flotilla of products from devotional volumes to scripture cards. One company produces a magazine-like version of the New Testament that intersperses the scriptures with articles on “Beauty secrets that you never heard before” (use the time you spend applying sunscreen to talk to God) and “Are you dating a Godly guy?”

Beauty Secrets from the Bible? A couple weeks ago I saw "Bad Girls from the Bible" on the shelf at Price Club. Maybe these Christians are more fun than I thought.

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apparently this has been a big success because now we have-

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Maybe we learn about her?
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But probably not-
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Time for more good all religiously inspired repression against women?
Gosh I love it. The sanctity of marriage is at issue by the same folks that market religion.

Are you a Godly guy?
Forget it Meg, you don't come close. But that probably puts you in good company with Sander. But suddenly Paladin Solo is the hot commodity in the dating scene?

Surely this is the end times.


But America is also one of the most secular countries in the world. The constitution guarantees a rigorous separation of church and state, and secular groups are assiduous in using the courts to enforce that separation. (On February 25th, the Supreme Court ruled that states could withhold scholarships from students studying divinity.) Public schools recoil from even the mildest religious imagery. More than 29m Americans say that they have “no religion”, a number that exceeds all but two religious denominations, Roman Catholics and Baptists. For the most part, the people who run America's media industries in New York and Hollywood are aggressively secular, combining intellectual hostility to Middle America's religious fundamentalists with a generous measure of cultural disdain.

ANd note that the Catholics are generally pretty liberal

Liberal intellectuals have long accused the religious right of demonstrating a “paranoid style”, claiming that it is motivated by a belief that the country is in the hands of a secular cabal. Now the paranoids may well be the secularists themselves, horrified by the new conservative grip on the culture. The clash between these twin “paranoid styles” is hardly a pretty one, as demonstrated in the row over Mel Gibson. But it could help to shape American politics for many years to come.

Where is ratty with his conspiracy theories? He needs to weigh in on this one.

Jewish Cabal running America, or is it the Free Masons? Or is it the Cult of Cthulu at last?
 
Hey Ellisar- thanks for moving this topic to GD. I saw it died off in the Order.
Actually, the topic itself was in full motion when Malky vatted it. *grumbles*

A bunch of guys nailed on a cross singing, "Oh look on the bright side of life" ?
Mbwahahahhahahahaaaaaaa!!! ;)

My views on PotC:
Personally, I feel that it's probably a depiction of the story told in the Bible. Nothing more, and nothing less. Any complaints about anti-semitism are probably the result of over-sensitive people(it's comparable to someone shouting "racism" as soon as a black guy gets kicked by a white guy), but I have not yet seen the movie, so I may be wrong.
I do feel that a movie such as this may cause some anti-semitism, but this is more the case of stupidity on the part of the viewers than something inherent to the movie. Any Christian becoming anti-semitic because of this movie is stupid, because Christianity is not about hatred, but about forgiveness. For as far as I know, and have heard, Christianity has never taught the hatred for descendants of people who have done something bad. In fact, it doesn't even teach hatred for someone who has done something bad....

Lastly, I've heard people say that it has the power to convert. I doubt it. Undoubtedly a few(very few) people will see "the light" of Christianity and become Christian after seeing this movie, but the reason why Christians may feel that it has the power to convert, is that they agree with it. It's the same as an environmentalist thinking "this article will convince people!" while in fact conservatives will only see it as the same stuff they always hear...
 
I saw the movie a few days ago, I thought it was pretty good. Great cinematography, and music. The use of the dead languages was pretty cool too. I'm agnostic by the way.

I would say this movie doesn't the power to convert. It isn't preachy at all. It basically just tells the story.

By reading reviews(eventhough I hate anybody that profetionally calls themself a critic) I find funny how many people want this movie to suck. But they have to complain about the un-realism and the gore to support thier predjudice, failing to realise this is a movie.
 
Yeah, Aramaic, that was awesome! Latin was used too, but I can't remember exactly when or where in that movie.
 
The Romans spoke latin while others attempted to. Nearly all the cast had Italian sirnames so you would expect them to be slightly better at it (not that it really matters).

I have heard rumours that Mel wanted to do it without subtitles which does suggest that he is either
a) a fanatic
b) has good spin doctors
c) is not merely seeking financial gain
d) all of the above
e) or nothing because it could be BS

I though the continual, extreme violence could not possibly entertain anyone, but I found the film interesting and fairly close to the original story. It could convert people but the message is nothing really new. Humans are evil, imperfect bastards who watch films which are mostly realistic, extreme violence and hurt each other

Why?


I thought it was interesting that the criminals got crucified on T shaped frames as opposed to the (t), cross of Jesus.

On a lighter note

Emenem + sexchange + tail = satan
 
The Economist said:
Mr Gibson's two bravest decisions—to use no stars and to make his actors speak in Aramaic and Latin—turn out to be strokes of genius. The film has a remarkable feeling of authenticity.
But wasn't it likely that Jesus was 5'5" and dark skinned instead of looking like Jim Caviezel?
 
Caviezel aint exatly Erik the Red.


I loved it. That is all I am going to say about it, it was almost perfect. This isas close to watching a living religious painting I have seen sense Andrei Rubelev.
 
Elissar said:
I still give it a "meh"


Needed a few SAW's... maybe some naplam...

If you want that you need to watch "Jesus Christ Superstar". They got tanks in that one, and its a musical! :lol:
 
Grizzly~Adams said:
If you want that you need to watch "Jesus Christ Superstar". They got tanks in that one, and its a musical! :lol:

Catchy songs, too. I saw a live performance of it once.
 
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