Lamplight Hate Society

Do you want to slaughter children in Lamplight?

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I just went to Lamplight. And I hate that children are unkillable.

Here I am, standing in my suit of powered Tesla armour with a large bodycount and a plasma rifle in my hand... and fucking kids are condescending.

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I KILL THOSE FUCKING BRATS
 
What a worthless waste of time Little Lamplight was, a mere stepping stone in the middle of the Main Quest with absolutely no substantial back story or element of interest.

Felt like an irrelevant and pointless Mad Max squeeze-in, the only good thing was the Party Hat I got for free, Jericho never looked better after a little wardrobe change with that puppy.
 
A FUSION POWERED YIFF SUIT HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!! :U

Just kidding, but imagine that. :O

LOL just thought of the title: Furout

I'm sorry, I'll stop. If you want to make fun of me I like pregnant chicks.

Now for something completely different:


They HAVE to make kids invincible, or else whiney Soccer Moms will decend on video games like your server's dandruff onto your fries at McDonalds.
 
Mikael Grizzly said:
I just went to Lamplight. And I hate that children are unkillable.

Here I am, standing in my suit of powered Tesla armour with a large bodycount and a plasma rifle in my hand... and fucking kids are condescending.

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I KILL THOSE FUCKING BRATS
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I agree. Some people think that the game is pandering, which I mostly disagree with, except where it panders to uppity, tight-assed Tipper Gore bitch society wannabes who get offended at the fact that someone is laying waste to virtual children somewhere in some game that they would never play anyway. Allowing your self to be censored is the WORST kind of pandering. And yeah, those kids are assholes.
 
I have to say here.....
In the first Fallouts. I never killed children on purpose, good or evil. If they died in a crossfire. So be it. That was their fate. It happends that way sometimes.

This go around. Little lamplight would make me change my mind about the Fatman and use it. Use it in the evilest way.

I would never go outta my way to kill kids in Fallout....in Fallout 3. I'd wipe out Little Lamplight.
 
I_eat_supermutants said:
I have to say here.....
In the first Fallouts. I never killed children on purpose, good or evil. If they died in a crossfire. So be it. That was their fate. It happends that way sometimes.

This go around. Little lamplight would make me change my mind about the Fatman and use it. Use it in the evilest way.

I would never go outta my way to kill kids in Fallout....in Fallout 3. I'd wipe out Little Lamplight.
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Man, call me sick, but I kind of enjoyed killing off the ENTIRE Bishop family on playthroughs where I wasn't going for made man with them... leave no orphans, you know?
 
You mean the Wrights? It's especially fucked up when you hand one of the kids a loaded pistol and tell him to point it at his poppa and pull the trigger.

Creative way to wack a mob boss at the very least.
 
Hah, personally, playing as a good hearted character I did manage to like the kids. However, yes, playing as a badass I would have no time for their foolishness. Little Lamplight certainly could have been better developed, even if you can't kill the kids there really should have been more opportunities to mess with them.
 
Speaking of Little Lamplight, Brian Wilks (the Fire Ant kid) can cause some funny shit to happen if you're lucky and a Scavenger spawns in front of the Super Duper Mart.

I had one pop up and as Brian Wilks came up to me to give me his quest the Scavenger immediately began shooting at him when the dialog ended screaming "IT'S ALL MINE" since he had gotten too close.

I cleared out Super Duper Mart and when I came back out the Scavenger was still firing at Brian Wilks from point blank range, he even managed to blow up one of the cars and cripple every single one of his limbs but he just kept shooting.
Quite honestly, that kind of nonsense makes me wish they had just left kids out, Little Lamplight just compounded the problem with a lair of invincible midgets.
 
Eyenixon said:
You mean the Wrights? It's especially fucked up when you hand one of the kids a loaded pistol and tell him to point it at his poppa and pull the trigger.

Creative way to wack a mob boss at the very least.
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Yeah, sorry, the Wrights. And yes, what you mentioned is even MORE fucked up. But awesome.
 
Hey, Little Lamplight Isn't THAT Bad Of A Place..

Hell, Its The Only Place You Can Get The Wazer Wifle!
And I For One Shat My Pants When I Talked To The Kid That Gave Me It
 
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