BonusWaffle said:
No. Anyone who did taekwondo would die almost immediately because taekwondo is retarded
Anyone who practices martial arts for a long time has a considerable
advantage over an untrained, unathletic hoodlum.
And TKD is only "retarded" within sterile and artificial rules of the ring, just as many other TMAs have a whole arsenal of technique which is vital in reality yet 100% useless in the ring.
Because in reality bad guys don't square up with you, and there's no guarantee that there's just one of them or you, and the ground isn't sterile, and there are makeshift weapons, and most importantly, their goal is not to fight, but to win/get what they want.
There's also no relaxed time limit of 20 minutes where you can roll on the floor and probe each other's openings. It's more like 20 seconds.
This radically changes the nature of reality attacks toward more of a samurai "one-hit wonder" attacks, where the first hit is the hardest and then they take your shit and run away.
A "useless" TMA technique that sends the opponent tumbling a couple of steps without falling, is crap in the predictable and sterile environment like the ring, while in reality it can be timed to smash someone's head into a parking meter or throw them into traffic. This is where 360 awareness and calm taught by TMAs comes in handy.
In real life, it's often not necessary to overpower and "submit" or "choke out" someone who is being hostile. Oftentimes it's enough "not to lose" rather than to "win".
If you're sitting in a bus and catch someone's hand in your pocket, your MMA arsenal is going to force you to either go apeshit on them or ignore the encounter, while finer TMA techniques would allow for a wristlock which ends the encounter gracefully and quickly.
Look at what a BJJ practitioner does when
accosted by a drunk in a restaurant. Limited by his ring mindset, he tackles the guy. Not only it is complete overkill which made him look like a douchebag, not only he could've been stabbed, buy the drunk verbally owns him as this is all happening. Rightfully so.
So don't give me this kneejerk shit about TMAs. What you watch on TV isn't reality. It is two highly skilled athletes fighting in a sterile environment with a set time limit and a singular goal. They're not going for each other's wallets or guns, which would introduce a whole new set of "suddenly viable" technique.
There was a video by one MMA guy who happened to formerly train in "useless" Chinese arts, specifically in sticky-hand exercises(chin-na, I believe).
When his home was invaded by armed guys who were likely going to kill his family, the chin-na training is what saved his life - not the ground-and-pound bullshit you see on TV. He openly admits that if he used his "normal" MMA training, his family would be dead.
He made a sincere and informative video about it, wish I could find it.