MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Happy ho ho ho and merry gifts and jesus-sleighs!

Pork and sausages!

Gifts, gifts, gifts, cartoons, let the dog rip open her gift, awww!

Man, I'm exhausted!

I have new bed-sheets :]
 
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Happy Dies Natalis Invicti.
 
Happy happy, all. Spending the evening at the would-be in-laws' house, with who-knows-how many of the non-English speaking extended family in attendance. If we get to the point where I'm not understanding 60% or more of the group conversation, I think I'll just grab myself a nice hard drink and some spicy New Mexican Christmas food and let the Crohn's Disease get to work on writing my ticket out of there so I can get home to where my new BBC DVDs and my girlfriend's eggnog are waiting.
 
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Happy Christmahannukwanzafest!


woo1108 said:
Xmas with no girl friend, no money no cake and no Santa....:whatever:
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Girlfriends are over rated, being single is under rated. Enjoy having complete control over your life! You can make every choice you want and do whatever you please with all your time all the time.

What I've found is enjoy what you can while you got it. If you're with someone that's great, but it's equally great being single, you just have to know what to appreciate. Which in this case is being able to do whatever the fuck you want. Which is a pretty big deal.

So, in the spirit of Single Christmas, you should get drunk on eggnog, eat something that gives you gas, have sex with someone who is (was) wearing a sexy holiday costume, then watch A Christmas Story and happily fart out all that gas from earlier, then watch some kinky Elf porn and fall asleep. The End.
 
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Terrible Christmas for me, my 16 year old cat (that i have grown up with) had to be put down before my eyes, as she was stumbling around barely alive... Just can't get over this.
 
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AskWazzup said:
Terrible Christmas for me, my 16 year old cat (that i have grown up with) had to be put down before my eyes, as she was stumbling around barely alive... Just can't get over this.
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That sucks man, losing a pet you've known your whole life really blows.
 
korindabar said:
AskWazzup said:
Terrible Christmas for me, my 16 year old cat (that i have grown up with) had to be put down before my eyes, as she was stumbling around barely alive... Just can't get over this.
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That sucks man, losing a pet you've known your whole life really blows.
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Much more than i thought it would, entering the veterinarian cabinet my legs almost buckled under me from the realization that i'm sending my friend to valhala.
 
AskWazzup, I get you man, my 15 year old dog died 2 years ago, in vacations while I was away doing some inter semestral studies on the university, needless to say I almost didn't pass the course...
 
Pretty amazed no one wrote 'Happy Festivus'.

Then again, Seinfeld is probably lost on the newer generations...
 
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