Penny pokes IPLY
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MurkyShadow
Still Mildly Glowing
To all nine hells of eternal damnation, love chess...
My life is fulfilled, now I may leave for the next existence...
P.S.:
I don't want to think about WHAT ideas Herve could get from this...
My life is fulfilled, now I may leave for the next existence...
P.S.:
I don't want to think about WHAT ideas Herve could get from this...
DarkUnderlord
Water Chip? Been There, Done That
Love Chess Fallout? Watch Tycho and Tandi get it on in a post-apocalyptic world. Watch out for those Deathclaws though! They're too big for some to handle...
it's funny to see where this topic goes toferrarimanf355
It Wandered In From the Wastes
Chromosome 25 said:
I suppose the PA comic makes more sense now...
Oh yeah, BattleChess... I did hear that Mortal Kombat: Deception has a BattleChess type minigame with MK characters fighting each other. It's going to have online multiplayer from what I heard, along with the Super Puzzle Fighter type minigame, and the actual game itself... 8)
Kotario said:
Wow. At Interplay, we once got a suggestion from a Battle Chess fan to do a "Passionate Love Making" version.
We also got a suggestion for a "White Tail Deer Hunting" game. One of the artists drew "Kill Bambi" on it and posted it in the lunch room. I think we cried when Deer Hunter came out a few years later.
I wish I had kept my copy of the "Robert A Borham" file. It had all the wierd letters and suggestions that CS received over the years.
pax,
-Chris
Wild_qwerty
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
I never did see the appeal of deer hunter...
Though there was the 'Kill Barney the Dinosaur' mod for Wolf 3D that sounded interesting...
Though there was the 'Kill Barney the Dinosaur' mod for Wolf 3D that sounded interesting...
PsychoSniper
So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
Meh, froget Tandi, give me the redheaded vaukt filler NPC :p
Barney Bash
Barney Bash
W_q.:
Was a free or shareware game for Mac back in the OS 7 or 8 days.
Was during the peak of popularity when many parents were fighting ""Barney Burnout"".
And the kid's loved it.
90 db shrieks of laughter as they fought the Purple Menance.
And the shooter may have only ripped or dup'ed 2 Barneyisms, the laugh, and the sing song "'I love you ...'"
Could have been a "killer app" and increased the Mac user base, but the opportunity was lost.
Could have been the " break out or break away " role for Barney. Being cast as an evil - purple - space alien out to conquer the Earth would have broken his type cast chains.
Barney "' could-da be-n a conten-da "" for an Academy Award by now ...
4too
Barney Bash
W_q.:
Was a free or shareware game for Mac back in the OS 7 or 8 days.
Was during the peak of popularity when many parents were fighting ""Barney Burnout"".
And the kid's loved it.
90 db shrieks of laughter as they fought the Purple Menance.
And the shooter may have only ripped or dup'ed 2 Barneyisms, the laugh, and the sing song "'I love you ...'"
Could have been a "killer app" and increased the Mac user base, but the opportunity was lost.
Could have been the " break out or break away " role for Barney. Being cast as an evil - purple - space alien out to conquer the Earth would have broken his type cast chains.
Barney "' could-da be-n a conten-da "" for an Academy Award by now ...
4too
Speaking of apples
Apple, little fruit that is popular for its red color. It grows on trees and is one of the favorite meals of Homer Simpson, even though Homer dropped apples on his friend after he got sick of being an actor and decided to walk out of the TV in an episode that has not yet been published. It probably will never be published, however, because a TV people can walk out of is not going to be invented. Microsoft, however, is clearly working on a solution for that problem since that would make their XBox sell more than it already does. That is not that hard, though considering that everybody that owns an XBox easily fits into Chris Farley's refrigerator.
Apples can make people rich. That has been proven many times in history. Bill Gates, former president of the Microsoft Cooperation, stole most his ideas from an apple and made more than 50 billions dollars out of it. Bill Gate's shoplifting resulted in the mouse ball used by almost every mouse that does not squeak. That is why it is shaped exactly like an apple. A normal mouse even has two buttons. Thus, it is just like the different colors of apples. Even if you squeeze a mouse it does the same thing an apple does: It gets smaller. Some computer mice even have red lights that glow up when you touch them--kind of like apples in power plants.
The taste of apples cannot be described just in simple words. Some apples are really yummy others are just baa. If you ever eat an apple that tastes like a banana however, you should consider not eating at McDonald's. The perfect apple, as described in the part about Moses in the Bible, has four different flavors. One of them is water. Good, healthy water. The other one is air and then there is wood. Finally, the last flavor an apple needs to taste like an apple is apple flavor. God invented that flavor a couple thousand years ago just after he decided to put apple-shaped boobies on Eve's body.
The first one to ever eat an apple was Adam. He ate one right after God told him not to. Adam was one of the biggest rebels the world has ever known. He stole the apple from a tree and put it in his mouth. Due to the apple sound his teeth made when he chewed on it, Adam decided to name the apple apple. Therefore, Adam is recognized as the inventor of the apple and he should own one of the biggest computer companies. Unfortunately, his company is not very successful yet. It's just like apple sauce: The fake copied product gets sold more because some people think that it is better without knowing how the original really is.
Too bad Adam died very early of the apple he ate right after his first one. God told Adam that he would punish him if he ate that apple so Adam had to hide it until God went to bed that day. Unfortunately, the apple was rotten by the time Adam took his first bite. It was disgusting. The apple was not red anymore; it was brown and all igittigit. Shortly after that, Adam died in front of Eve. Eve was very sad and decided to commit suicide by eating an apple as well. Fortunately, her apple was not rotten so she survived and that is why we have women today. Without them, some important weekly magazines would not be very successful.
As one can easily see, apples changed the HIStory of the world. They shaped the human race and in order to honor apples for that, human beings decided to turn the earth, which used to be flat-paneled, in an apple-shaped sphere. By putting toxic chemicals in the water that apple trees slurp to grow, it was even possible to hold apples fresh for a long time so that they do not rot as fast anymore. Nowadays, people die of poisons created by human beings rather than of poisons created by rotting apples. Unfortunately, human beings cannot blame nature for their deaths anymore.
Apple, little fruit that is popular for its red color. It grows on trees and is one of the favorite meals of Homer Simpson, even though Homer dropped apples on his friend after he got sick of being an actor and decided to walk out of the TV in an episode that has not yet been published. It probably will never be published, however, because a TV people can walk out of is not going to be invented. Microsoft, however, is clearly working on a solution for that problem since that would make their XBox sell more than it already does. That is not that hard, though considering that everybody that owns an XBox easily fits into Chris Farley's refrigerator.
Apples can make people rich. That has been proven many times in history. Bill Gates, former president of the Microsoft Cooperation, stole most his ideas from an apple and made more than 50 billions dollars out of it. Bill Gate's shoplifting resulted in the mouse ball used by almost every mouse that does not squeak. That is why it is shaped exactly like an apple. A normal mouse even has two buttons. Thus, it is just like the different colors of apples. Even if you squeeze a mouse it does the same thing an apple does: It gets smaller. Some computer mice even have red lights that glow up when you touch them--kind of like apples in power plants.
The taste of apples cannot be described just in simple words. Some apples are really yummy others are just baa. If you ever eat an apple that tastes like a banana however, you should consider not eating at McDonald's. The perfect apple, as described in the part about Moses in the Bible, has four different flavors. One of them is water. Good, healthy water. The other one is air and then there is wood. Finally, the last flavor an apple needs to taste like an apple is apple flavor. God invented that flavor a couple thousand years ago just after he decided to put apple-shaped boobies on Eve's body.
The first one to ever eat an apple was Adam. He ate one right after God told him not to. Adam was one of the biggest rebels the world has ever known. He stole the apple from a tree and put it in his mouth. Due to the apple sound his teeth made when he chewed on it, Adam decided to name the apple apple. Therefore, Adam is recognized as the inventor of the apple and he should own one of the biggest computer companies. Unfortunately, his company is not very successful yet. It's just like apple sauce: The fake copied product gets sold more because some people think that it is better without knowing how the original really is.
Too bad Adam died very early of the apple he ate right after his first one. God told Adam that he would punish him if he ate that apple so Adam had to hide it until God went to bed that day. Unfortunately, the apple was rotten by the time Adam took his first bite. It was disgusting. The apple was not red anymore; it was brown and all igittigit. Shortly after that, Adam died in front of Eve. Eve was very sad and decided to commit suicide by eating an apple as well. Fortunately, her apple was not rotten so she survived and that is why we have women today. Without them, some important weekly magazines would not be very successful.
As one can easily see, apples changed the HIStory of the world. They shaped the human race and in order to honor apples for that, human beings decided to turn the earth, which used to be flat-paneled, in an apple-shaped sphere. By putting toxic chemicals in the water that apple trees slurp to grow, it was even possible to hold apples fresh for a long time so that they do not rot as fast anymore. Nowadays, people die of poisons created by human beings rather than of poisons created by rotting apples. Unfortunately, human beings cannot blame nature for their deaths anymore.