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[Ratty Sr.]

Selling a 2-year-old Bull Terrier, healthy, will eat anything, loves children.

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Attractive blonde (23), 5'8"/109p, 34-24-34, good cook, great in bed - selling a lawnmower.

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Luxury condo in city center, seaside villa, Mercedes CLS AMG. Not selling anything, just bragging.

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Selling sperm, free delivery.

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Trading roommates - male who snores for a female who breathes heavily.

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Trading male roommate who smokes for female roommate who blows.

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Trading mother-in-law for a quieter reptile.

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Looking for a runaway black Doberman. If you see it, run.

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Will wave at goodbyes, call XXX/XXX-XXXX

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Need psychics for a very lucrative job. You'll know where to call.

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Offering a job in Croatia, with monthly pay.

 

[Per]

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[DT611]

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Trading mother-in-law for a quieter reptile.

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LOL! If you mean quieter, do you mean like a tiny gecko?!?

I believe this reptile isn't producing that much noise...barely produce a sound LOL

 

[alec]

WTF?



Oh well...





Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

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Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

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Stock up and save!
Limit: one per person.

 

[Cimmerian Nights]

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

Which peak?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46btEgKmCTo[/youtube]

 

[Crni Vuk]

I always found somethin on the back of packages for nuts interesting.

It can contain nuts.

 

[Cimmerian Nights]

That's so people with nut allergies don't accidentally eat nuts unknowingly from a container that says nuts on it, has a picture of the nuts, and is actually filled with those nuts.
You need to cover yourself from the legal liability of someone accidentally dying from a cashew overdose thinking it was cottage cheese.