The US Government has Made You Gay.

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http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18524823.800
THE Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified documents reveal.

Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.

Other ideas included chemical weapons that attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats to troop positions, making them uninhabitable. Another was to develop a chemical that caused "severe and lasting halitosis", making it easy to identify guerrillas trying to blend in with civilians. There was also the idea of making troops' skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight.

The proposals, from the US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio, date from 1994. The lab sought Pentagon funding for research into what it called "harassing, annoying and 'bad guy'-identifying chemicals". The plans have been posted online by the Sunshine Project, an organisation that exposes research into chemical and biological weapons.

Spokesman Edward Hammond says it was not known if the proposed $7.5 million, six-year research plan was ever pursued.
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The Gay Bomb would've been the greatest revolution in weaponry since the Cro-Magnon tied a rock to a stick.
 
Recent reports indicate that the weapon was discontinued once they found out the bombs would have absolutely no effect upon France....
 
What the Pentagon needs to do is manufacture a bomb which releases the cure for stupid and start massive carpet bombings of their own country.
 
Or the Netherlands.

Wait, are we talking about thermonuclear warheads?

Um, anyhow, I wish I had a sample of whatever chemical causes people to turn gay. I would release it in the middle of a crowded laboratory at my faculty (I would promptly get away, of course. What, you didn't think I would stick around? Of course I wouldn't, that's sick! Honestly! Ah, who am I kidding, I would jump right in.)
 
With the "Have you ever" topics you make, I'd sooner expect you to explode it in a pet store :P

(j/k)
 
The ghei bomb would've had no effect on Greece, either. These ideas are really cool though, as they involve non-death. And I wholeheartedly support Calculon's idea of anti-stupid bombs over the US. At least over the white house and the southern states. That wouldn't be very discrete though. Maybe inoculations are in order (recalls lo-IQ rednecks releasing chemical weapons killing themselves in Steven Segal movie)?
 
Baboon said:
The ghei bomb would've had no effect on Greece, either. These ideas are really cool though, as they involve non-death. And I wholeheartedly support Calculon's idea of anti-stupid bombs over the US. At least over the white house and the southern states. That wouldn't be very discrete though. Maybe inoculations are in order (recalls lo-IQ rednecks releasing chemical weapons killing themselves in Steven Segal movie)?
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I suppose that would work, since Steven Seagal appeals to low*-IQ rednecks.
 
In case you hadn't noticed, lo-IQ was a lame attempt to a pun of the traditional Hi-IQ or rather, HI-Q expression.
 
Hell, I still don't understand why they banned nukes but are developing even more twisted and sadistic methods of mass destruction.

There was also the idea of making troops' skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight.
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Oh, good, that would be a blast in arab countries where most of people walk like covered in clothes and hoods which protect from the sun :/
 
This REALLY depends on which South we're talking about here. If we're talking about Alabama (MLK DAY!? mor liek R.E. Lee Day) then I'll buy it.

Oh, good, that would be a blast in arab countries where most of people walk like covered in clothes and hoods which protect from the sun :/
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Yeah. It'd be a blast walking around dressed like a woman in intense pain. Its something every God-fearing Jihaddist aspires to.
 
Segal just plain sucks. Whoever the hell writes his stuff doesn't know anything about firearms and he apparently doesn't either. The only reason I haven't burned Under Siege yet is because of the one scene. You know, the one. - Colt
 
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