1: A Mister Handy robot can survive a nuclear explosion with nothing more than a few dings and scratches, then go on to function perfectly for 200+ years with NO maintenance.
2: Ghouls don´t understand their own biology.
3: Ghouls can survive inside a refrigerator for 200 years without any food and/or water.
4: Robots need lovin' too.
5: Ghouls are zombies.
6: Super mutants are large green humans that like placing complex traps every where.
7: The commonwealth has a 50:1 monster to regular NPC ratio.
8: Preston always says another settlement needs saving.
9: People rather live in rotting wooden huts instead of places nearby with a solid foundation with water and other things
10: Raiders and other enemy types will march from one end of the map to the other to harass a settlement for their rusting tin cans lying around.
11: Institute is made up of brain-dead idiots that spent 200 years figuring out something that West Tek discovered in a year and the former also created super orcs for no reason.
12: Institute makes slave robots with free will so they can play can and mouse with their slaves for no reason.
13: Vertibirds are 3 seater dragons.
14: Console players like to shoot things.
15: Fallout fans prefer "busy-time" as opposed to player agency.
16: Raiders, Zombies and Super Mutants do not need human beings to replenish their numbers.
17: Every Raider places teddy bears and pink flamingos in strange and 'funny' position in every single area of the map.
18: Boston has 33 easy to obtain Power Armor Suits free for the taking.
19: RPG does not mean anything.
20: When someone says Fallout now it means Fallout 4 specifically.
21: When Bethesda says that your companions can not die, what they mean to say is that they are part of the main quest.
22: Anyone can be a member of the BOS, if they follow Palidin Dance Dance Revolution.
23: Lowering one's expectations does not eliminate disappointment.
24: Jesus Juice is milked from the man in the jail wearing a funny hat.
25:
Jet was actually made BEFORE the war, so I guess Myron is retconed!
26: Bethesda has sold out as they claimed to have
played 1 and 2 (Not Pete Hines Marking and PR) and what they like the most about those games, now not including them into Sellout 4.