Things we learned from Fallout 4
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This is a strong first post. Great moves, proud of you.
Dr Fallout
Centurion
I learnt that Fallout is about magic... and... fifties memorabilia. I also learned that it's set in a Utopian world where everyone kills each other yet doesn't suffer from racism, sexism, rape and starvation.
Brahmin Noodles
Still Mildly Glowing
Well, you see the problem here is that those things could offend some people, and we can't have that happen, can we? Not at Bethesda!
Dr Fallout
Centurion
Of course it means it's realistic and connects with us better, but we know we want to be as inoffensive as possible. But screw Fallout fans.
Well they failed cause Fallout 4's was offensive to my eyes, ears and intelligence.
Thanks Virgil, I've been looking for a place to rant about fallout 4 for a while now. They said war never changes, Todd lied.
Dr Fallout
Centurion
Sweet little lies!
MercenarySnake
Kept you waiting huh?
-You can change the caliber of a weapon by switching out the receiver...the RECEIVER!!! How the hell does that work? "Yeah still using a 5.56 barrel but switching out the receiver allows me to shoot 7.62 rounds through it even though the bullets won't fit!"
-Logic doesn't exist so don't question it just walk away and spare your sanity while Fraud Howard lines his pockets with the money from the first DLC!
-Logic doesn't exist so don't question it just walk away and spare your sanity while Fraud Howard lines his pockets with the money from the first DLC!
Terrible moves, ashamed of you.
Brahmin Noodles
Still Mildly Glowing
All I can think of was E3 when the Toddler was babbling about "player freedom" and how you can do and be "anything you want!"
Ragemage
Wept for Zion
You know, there's one thing I never understood about the Bethesda Fallouts. Technically we're not supposed to kill kids right? They're marked essential always and you can't even damage them. Yet, now in both FO3 and FO4, you end up killing kids.
FO3: When you blow up Megaton, you kill the 2 kids that live there. When you blow up the Citadel, you kill the 3 or 4 kids running around there. There is absolutely 0 chance they survived.
FO4: There are at least 4 kids in the Institute. When you nuke the Institute you also kill all those kids inside. When you blow up the Prydwen you kill a bunch of both teenagers and kids.
So it seems to me like it's hypocrisy at its finest. If we can kill multitudes of kids by setting off nukes, why can't we just kill the kids directly? Makes no damn sense.
FO3: When you blow up Megaton, you kill the 2 kids that live there. When you blow up the Citadel, you kill the 3 or 4 kids running around there. There is absolutely 0 chance they survived.
FO4: There are at least 4 kids in the Institute. When you nuke the Institute you also kill all those kids inside. When you blow up the Prydwen you kill a bunch of both teenagers and kids.
So it seems to me like it's hypocrisy at its finest. If we can kill multitudes of kids by setting off nukes, why can't we just kill the kids directly? Makes no damn sense.
Dr Fallout
Centurion
Because we can't be accused of allowing, 'DIRECTLY' Child murder.
Brahmin Noodles
Still Mildly Glowing
Logic? Have you ever heard of a little thing called magic? You know, the same stuff that makes Legendary Wooden Boards of Freezing make perfect sense!
Brahmin Noodles
Still Mildly Glowing
37: In th future, early 1900s light machine guns will make a comeback, branded as "assault rifles!"
Sorry it's like 2 am here and my eyes are crusty. I should have just gone to bed but I have to go to the airport at 4:30am.
It'll all be ok if you say my name.
Brahmin Noodles
Still Mildly Glowing
Yah, it's almost 1 am where I am…I know I should just go to bed, but this website does something to me…I just can't pull myself away from it…Fuck, I just joined earlier today and I'm already an addict!
I'm so sorry Vergil, you forgive me?