Unexpected Hardware Development (NSFW)

How is this unexpected? It's been talked about for ages and a logical evolution in our society.
Soon enough, we will have robotized real dolls. You think Japan has a problem? Just you wait. ;)
 
So uhhh...what happens if this thing somehow malfunctions(sorry don't know how all of this works or the specifics) and that clamp part squishes your genitals? Not trying to be funny just sayin'.
 
If Bioware released this peripheral instead of the Extended ending DLC for ME3, I'm prepared to bet my left kidney (right one is on hold for another bet) that there would be no further complaints about the endings or whatever.
 
So I guess the "pornoware" from some cyberpunk novels is here.
 
This isn't something I'd try. I've never understood sex gadgets for men anyway. Why would I buy a fleshlight or this monstrosity when I have perfectly capable hands?
 
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