why has my alcohol tolerance suddenly decreased?

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muster

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i used to be able to hold quite a lot of alcohol, then in my final year of uni i suddenly started throwing up after not that much. i wouldnt say i've changed anything about my lifestyle, except that i live in a normal house instead of an <strike> open prison </strike> hall of residence
 
You probably have cancer.
The same thing happened to a good friend of mine. Three months later I was attending his funeral.
I advice you to see a doctor about it. He can give you heavy painkillers to numb the great agony that awaits you.

-- alec, I care :wink:
 
Specialist's Diagnosis: Mild pansyfication.

A simple diet of 3 six packs of beer or a similar dosage of other behaviour altering chemicals a day (spread out over 6 hours) should cure you of this horrible illness. Also, a change of beer may help.

Specialist's Prognosis: Continue without the prescribed medication, and you will find your marks improve, but your social life falls like a house where Kilus is given free reign and 3 gallons of petrol.
 
Or your organism is just fucked up,so it cant filtrate all the alcohol in the same time,then you get drunk fast,and continue like that and you will die fast...
 
You just need training.

Irish up all your coffee at work, stash the bottle above the ceiling panels in the bathroom.

2 beers at lunch

Stop at a bar for a quick 1 or 2 on the way back home

Wine at dinner, followed by a coffee with a nice brandy

You'll be back in shape in no time.
 
Mani said:
Irish up all your coffee at work, stash the bottle above the ceiling panels in the bathroom.

2 beers at lunch
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Those are both pretty solid "You have a drinking problem" indicators.

Very nice.
 
In my studies of stuff, I have discovered that there is a strange substance secreted by a species of fungus found around universities and halls of residence that causes a deficiency of alcohol in the bloodstream. As a result of this, university students are capable of consuming enough alcohol to kill a yak.
 
[PCE said:
el_Prez]I have a drinking problem: 2 hands and one mouth
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Nähh, you don't, use the one hand to take up a bottle, use your mouth to drink one, and use the other hand to dispense the used bottle, it's so much faster than with just one hand, but I can see that it might be, that you would like to have three hands, the extra to balance the bottle, but for that you can always use your emormous belly. :twisted:
 
It means you're an alcoholic. I had a couple roommates in college who had the same problem. For years they drank like fish until one or two beers was enough to get them wasted.
 
Mad Max RW said:
It means you're an alcoholic. I had a couple roommates in college who had the same problem. For years they drank like fish until one or two beers was enough to get them wasted.
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so what was the diagnosis? liver shot to shit?
 
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