WW2 german officers coat

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Does anyone here know where I can get ahold of one of these:

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I've been searching ebay but I could only find some leather overcoats...It doesn't have to be original, in fact, it would be better if it were just a reproduction of sorts, because they tend to be cheaper.

And in case you were wondering, no, I'm not a nazi. :wink:
 
easy.

go to army surplus stores and ask around.

even if you cant find an authentic one, these are quite popular because of re-enactors. shouldnt be hard to find at all.
 
come on, the german army had some of the sexiest uniforms ever. too bad they represent hate.

as for having such a jacket, who gives a fuck? someone that owns a Mauser 98K a nazi by definition. why would this be the case for a fucking Wehrmacht jacket?
 
Well, at least I didn't say that there's anything *wrong* with wearing one of those, but since he, himself, explicitly implied that he's *not* a nazi, I see no meaning to actually wear one of those over any other leather overcoat, whether it's a reproduction or not. I mean, does it have to be the precise model (or reproduction...) that the nazi officers had?

But I have to agree; the nazi-uniforms are probably the sexiest ever, strongly followed by those worn by soldiers in the Roman Empire.
 
i remember that someone once used to sell a WW II condom on ebay.
...everyday i curse myself why i didnt bought it :cry:

And in case you were wondering, no, I'm not a nazi
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of course not !!! your a Neo N. :mrgreen:
 
I want one simply because it looks insanely cool :drunk:

SuAside said:
easy.

go to army surplus stores and ask around.

even if you cant find an authentic one, these are quite popular because of re-enactors. shouldnt be hard to find at all.
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I'll try that then. Though such stores are quite rare around here...
 
Museums...call war museums and ask where you can get one. And yeah the germans had awesome uniforms. Atleast the officers.
 
I got one like those, an original Russian army coat, a naval officer's one. Got it as a gift from the orphanage, who once got a stack of them, surplus, from the nearby naval base.

Pretty useless, it weighs about 6 kgs and is way too hot to wear even on the coldest winter days of Holland. The only advantage is that cars always give you right of way.
 
Brother None said:
Pretty useless, it weighs about 6 kgs and is way too hot to wear even on the coldest winter days of Holland.
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i'm sure you'll find them inadequate on the nothern ice sea. poor rusky navy.

Brother None said:
The only advantage is that cars always give you right of way.
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:rofl:
 
Vault 13 said:
i remember that someone once used to sell a WW II condom on ebay.
...everyday i curse myself why i didnt bought it :cry:
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Funny story - In WWII, the military insisted that all condoms be mislabeled in an effort to intimidate the Wehrmacht. The standard size was labeled "Small", the next step up (Our Large) was "Medium", and the "Large" ones were so comically huge that they were dropped only to convince the Wehrmacht that some of the Allied soldiers had dongs so huge they could be used as clubs.

Although if you ask me, the SS had the biggest of them all.
 
euhm, i think you're a few decades off DasMark. (though it might've been used in both wars)

the story i know is from Vietnam. especially since asian men are insecure as is. so they did what you described.

the CIA even went as far as dropping horse condoms over enemy territory.
 
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The coats your looking for are around the middle.
http://www.replicaters.com/ww2germanarmy.html
 
Funny story - In WWII, the military insisted that all condoms be mislabeled in an effort to intimidate the Wehrmacht. The standard size was labeled "Small", the next step up (Our Large) was "Medium", and the "Large" ones were so comically huge that they were dropped only to convince the Wehrmacht that some of the Allied soldiers had dongs so huge they could be used as clubs.

Although if you ask me, the SS had the biggest of them all.
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Another thing i heard about the Wehrmacht was that all their condoms had actually holes in them so they would reproduce,even if they didnt want to !
 
I found one, just the one I was looking for, and even an original. It's in pretty good shape too, but I'm thinking of taking out the fur on the inside.
Just to take of some weight, and with global warming and all that crap the winters here aren't that cold anymore...
It just rains all the time...

Brother None said:
The only advantage is that cars always give you right of way.
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:lol: Well in Norway car drivers are allmost fined for just looking hard at pedestrians so it wouldn't really make a diferance.
 
Ah-Teen said:
The coats your looking for are around the middle.
http://www.replicaters.com/ww2germanarmy.html
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Wow. I am going to order 1 officer uniform from the 5 major armies of WWII so I can have the greatest game of Axis and Allies ever.

I will also install a right light bulb in my garage for the full effect.

I have a Soviet Union hat that I THINK is authentic but don't really know how to tell. It is definitely one of my prized possessions.
 
Thrawn said:
Wow. I am going to order 1 officer uniform from the 5 major armies of WWII so I can have the greatest game of Axis and Allies ever.

I will also install a right light bulb in my garage for the full effect.

I have a Soviet Union hat that I THINK is authentic but don't really know how to tell. It is definitely one of my prized possessions.
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Heh. Give me a call, I'd be down for that sort of thing.

Side note - I have always wanted to print a ten feet by ten feet map of the world, install it on a little table with a light underneath, and play the biggest game of RISK the world has ever seen.

And as for the Soviet Union hat, there's an awesome picture of me floating around on the internet hitting a guy with a club while wearing a full Soviet Army outfit. It was taken at a Halloween party and now most of the world thinks I'm a commie.

Close. I'm Canadian!
 
DasMark said:
And as for the Soviet Union hat, there's an awesome picture of me floating around on the internet hitting a guy with a club while wearing a full Soviet Army outfit. It was taken at a Halloween party and now most of the world thinks I'm a commie.

Close. I'm Canadian!
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ANNEX HIM! He's a Canadian terrorist commie! :lol:
 
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