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  • KingArthur
    My childhood dream since I was 4 was to be president of the US. Weird or nah?
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    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    No passion at all bro, you need to be searching high and low for the fem-bussy. Like grinder, Craigslist, etc I don't know. If you were desperate enough you would have found one by now.
    R.Graves
    R.Graves
    Then they be like "stop fetishising me reee" but seriously doesn't help that people around me don't know I'm into that. Be really awkward to just suddenly bring a tranny home
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    He doesn't have a sex shed... never gonna make it.
    KingArthur
    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I CAN MOVE MY TOES AGAIN
    KingArthur
    So the airbag in my car crash the other day fucked up my vision. Dunno what it is, but everything is ever so blurry. Thought it was nothing.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    But now I’m thinking it might be more serious. UGGHHHH
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    TorontoReign
    They toss out a lot of dust and stuff. Get it looked at.
    KingArthur
    You watch The Big Bang Theory and think that TV can’t get shittier. Then you watch Young Sheldon and realize that our golden age has passed.
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    Deleted member 53669
    Everything goes over a cliff and relies on people who know how to dance the dance of the man pants.
    Alphons
    Alphons
    Bazinga! *Laugh track starts playing*
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    The worst part is that he did that deadpan as fuck
    KingArthur
    Holy penis this site is SECUUUURE. Thanks @Korin
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    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    My father is a prison guard, and one of the inmates in the mental health unit likes to break up sporks and jam the shards into his urethra.

    He has a holy penis, I bet.
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    You can add more if you want them Rich
    Richwizard
    Richwizard
    I have the one penis and it's enough, thank you. It already causes me enough trouble. It's wanted for crimes against humanity.
    KingArthur
    No one will ever produce a better video game than Total War Shogun 2. You now have my permission to argue.
    KingArthur
    Sometimes a man gotta take a trip to Flavortown alone
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    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    It was a Last Podcast on the Left reference but tbh knowing my subconscious probably.
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    alec
    Yep. Definitely sounds like code for 'I'm gonna lick a toad, look for a dark alley and enjoy some hobo dick.' I would imagine that a well-groomed penis has very little flavor.
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    Deleted member 53669
    5 dollars is 5 dollars.
    KingArthur
    A Story of a Band is... weird. Like, really fucking weird. I wanna like it and I wanna hate it and it’s playing with my emotions.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    Not because it’s that kind of game, but because it’s in that odd middle ground of weirdness in which I can’t tell if it’s good or god awful.
    KingArthur
    This Is the Police is basically a playable noir dirty cop story, and I fucking adore it. The story takes precedence over gameplay, though.
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    Alphons
    Alphons
    Just don't replay it, it'll lose a lot of charm once you discover which choices are meaningless.
    KingArthur
    Expeditions: Viking is... really fucking good. Why the hell is “historical CRPG” such an untapped market?
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    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    I value innovation over safety, but then I’m a journalist, not a business exec. I see the world in the optimistic terms of what we CAN do, not the pessimistic terms of what we POSSIBLY can’t.
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    Most people who appreciate artistic endeavors will enjoy someone trying something new. Multimillion dollar companies will not enjoy it so much.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    “Hey, so uh, Jim, I have this really cool classic RPG about a serial killer going to Hell and having to break his way out.”

    “Does it fit with the chart?”

    “N-no, it’s a new idea.”

    “Is it an FPS?”

    “No, it’s an isometric RPG”

    “Congratulations, you’ve earned a raise Rick!”

    “Really?”

    “No, pack your fucking bags and get out of my office!”
    KingArthur
    Just a reminder that Richard the Lionheart was an overrated king imo.
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    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    And that’s fair, but then that regent is the real king here. Richard was first and foremost a warrior, and I feel like that’s what he should be remembered as.
    Crni Vuk
    Crni Vuk
    I don't know. Isn't it a good sign of a ruler to leave things to someone who's capable if you can't do it while you go and do what you can do best? There have been plenty of rulers who thought they could do it all. And then failed.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    It’s a fair point, Crni, I just feel as though Richard is treated as though he DID, rather than as being simply a warrior with a skilled regent.
    KingArthur
    PETA seems to enjoy euthanizing animals despite their supposed love of them. My theory is that we should euthanize PETA.
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    Crni Vuk
    Crni Vuk
    I don't know if PETA is shit or not. They probably are. But there is a fruit bat channel I follow where they rescue fruit bats. Some are hit by cars, they get stuck on barb wire fences and so on. Do also euthanize many. Those that can never fly again. They simply don't have the space to keep them all around and honestly keeping a bat that will never fly again is cruel.
    Crni Vuk
    Crni Vuk
    I guess what I want to say is, it's not always black and white. But yeah PETA is shit I guess.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    There is one bat outside my house on a regular basis. The bat doesn't know I exist, but I think about it. I appreciate it. It'll never know. Its whole reality will exist, then unexist, without me ever featuring in it, except... as that odd, smoking being, down below, when everyone else sleeps.
    KingArthur
    Total War Napoleon just shit itself and died when I besieged a settlement; I guess I was outnumbered so hard the game fucking crashed.
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    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I played the original Rome Total War to death back in the day. The campaign is so nice and chill, untill it gets exponential-growthed to impossibility (like old strategy games tend to do some times), I´d then create single battles just to enjoy the spectacle and chaos and mayhem
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    Rome Total War is still a masterpiece.

    “ThE eNeMy GeNeRaL iS bRoKeN; nOw He FLeEs ThE fiELd LiKe A cOwArD”
    Crni Vuk
    Crni Vuk
    AureliusofPhoenix "The Civil War questline in Skyrim destroyed my laptop for no good reason"

    That's actually a feature to promote realism. The next time you play, you will literally shit your pants all the time. Just like in real war.
    KingArthur
    Total War Empire: unfocused, long, and fun but flawed. Fans love it. Napoleon: Focused, long, fixes problems. Fans think it's too similar.
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    A E S T H E T I C S
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    ...apparently make more of a difference than I thought, because Napoleon is miles ahead of Empire.
    KingArthur
    When you realize that the Tokugawa Shogunate was humanity’s last golden age.
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    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    It´s not gonna be about conquest and such. France, Britain are nuclear powers, and off limits. It is unlikely Russia will ever test their luck with Europe proper. However, they do like to chip European stability apart, for more bargaigning power. There´s interference everywhere.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    (They might do blood-less conquests of the smaller "buffer states" like the three little Baltics. They have allready secured Belarus, in their "Union of states" or what it´s called, and they have destabilized Ukraine sufficiently to keep them out of NATO)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_State
    Ayelander
    Ayelander
    weeb
    KingArthur
    Dead Rising was quality until 3. What is it with the third game in the series that makes video games go to shit?
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    TorontoReign
    You suck! Your opinion on games is less than adequate.
    R.Graves
    R.Graves
    Here's the thing about opinions: they're all wrong unless they're mine.
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    TorontoReign
    You are wrong on so many levels.
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