Professor Danger!
Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6310ZM20100402?type=lifestyleMolt
What the hell year do we live in? Can't people just read the Bible and/or go to church?
The Catholic Church disapproves of the annual ritual of devotion but says it cannot stop people in Asia's largest Roman Catholic country from being voluntarily nailed to a cross or flagellating themselves, only educate them that it isn't necessary.
"When they put the nails in my palm, that's very painful," said the 49-year-old before his crucifixion. Nails are also driven through his feet.
What the hell year do we live in? Can't people just read the Bible and/or go to church?