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  • zegh8578
    Every now and then it occurs to me that I know zero Saami words, the ethnic indigenous minority of northern Scandinavia.
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    zegh8578
    I can say "hello", "damn!" and "thanks" in Chinese, I can say "stop!", "yes", "no" and "grandma" in Russian - but I cannot say a single word in Saami. None!
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    Why does saami wiki have an article about the patellar reflex, but norwegian does not? Also, hello Hoarse, are you doing well?
    zegh8578
    Playstation will shut off in 10 minutes - LIES! It says 10 minutes the whole time, there should be a countdown!
    zegh8578
    "Crisis actor" is a very loaded term nowadays, but I actually *was* a crisis actor during my draft, and it was fucking awesome
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    zegh8578
    My role was that of a shock-victim of a mass-car crash, and I proceeded to wander off away from the accident site, and into the woods, where a dilligent trooper found me, and brought me back to the site, with a warm blanket over my shoulders
    Jogre
    Jogre
    >During my draft

    Scandinavian Moment
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Did you turn the frogs gay?
    zegh8578
    Goddamnit, I'm somewhat managing to convince some moron that I have become posessed by the devil, but then he doesn't recognize latin
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    So my whole "the world of men has come to an end"-joke falls flat.
    mustadiokeepsdying
    mustadiokeepsdying
    lmao
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    TorontoReign
    Jokes on you. You are possessed by the spirit of antichrist. Kudos. It's not like in the movies it's just a general attitude and energy.
    zegh8578
    D: I got an epiphany in the shower, of mixing my carton of pineapple juice with milk. Like - whoaaaa - that's gotta ruuuule
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    But according to The Internet, the acid in the juice will cause the milk to curdle. It would have been a disaster! What kind of shit fucking epiphany was that!?
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Enjoy the taste of cut milk I guess.
    zegh8578
    "21% of American adults are functionally illiterate. According to the U.S. DoE, 54% of adults have literacy below 6th-grade level."
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    zegh8578
    Literacy in India is 77%, Pakistan 74,5%, Peru 98,9% and Vietnam 97,1%
    Richwizard
    Richwizard
    Why read when you can YouTube? Me and my friends were reading at the 6th grade level before 6th grade. These days, I see news articles by alleged professional journalists with horrible misspellings. You'd think they were all Crni.
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    TorontoReign
    Are they testing illegals that can't speak English?
    zegh8578
    Being transgressional is half the battle - allow me to demonstrate: Murder is good, and not-murder... is bad.
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    zegh8578
    See? Made you think. So many scenarios, so many factors to take into account - so many what-ifs! What if by murdering ONE baby, you save TEN. See? Did it again. Transgression!
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    TorontoReign
    You can never save babies by murdering babies because that scenario does not exist unless you are a Communist.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I hate when for all my transgression, I just go and show all my cards like this :/
    zegh8578
    Lol, fuck, I'm getting a comment liked by American conservatives, including one #MAGA-account...
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    zegh8578
    This usually happens when I state something totally neutrally true, like "the sky is blue" - and whoever happens to like my comment first, has some hash-tag, that then spooks the opposite political spectrum from agreeing with their like. I am now a MAGA-spokesperson, specifically for the existence of a camera near the Wisconsin parade-crash.
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    TorontoReign
    You have white on the right side instead of left.
    Morgan_
    Morgan_
    Start pandering and turn on monetizations.
    zegh8578
    What, "metaphilosophy" isn't in the spell-check either? What is this thing good for, writing vacation post cards!?
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    TorontoReign
    You can add to spellcheck ya know.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I know, but I'm writing future fiction, which means i am inventing words like a motherfucker. On top of that, Norwegian allows for willy nilly compounding, so anything goes, firehatpoocongestion is a valid word in Norwegian. In other words, I don't trust myself to get comfy with that function.
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    TorontoReign
    Firehatpoocongestion should be a thing for sure.
    zegh8578
    Oh fuck you spellcheck, for pretending the Nor. word for "reefer" doesn't exist! Grow up!
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    zegh8578
    The dictionary has the word *and* fun examples of use! Including the history of the word (not reefer per se, but our equivalent) - apparently it's an individual boat used to smuggle weed to Copenhaguen back in the day!
    zegh8578
    Convicted child killer and rapist is trending on Twitter, and I'm not sure I wanna know.
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    There's two of them, and one always maintained his innocence, in the sense that he insists the other guy coerced him. Both have been in prison beyond the 21 years life sentence, due to them being indefinitely incarcerated, which also holds that they can be released after evaluations every 5 years
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Kevin Feige?
    zegh8578
    Any good YT to MP3 sites? ytmp3cc seems to be broken, only giving me corrupted files.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    You can download it as an mp4 and then convert it online, or you can also download OBS and use the record feature to record the screen and the audio file as a separate file.
    mustadiokeepsdying
    mustadiokeepsdying
    mylinkconverter.com
    mustadiokeepsdying
    mustadiokeepsdying
    you can also use invidious to listen to a audio only version of a video and possibly download that instead
    zegh8578
    apple juice is so fucking good
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    TorontoReign
    Just don't put it in risotto.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I will only be putting it in my mouth. Slowly. Love apple juice so much.
    zegh8578
    pompous snobs breaking the law always gets a newspaper spot where theyre like "i think I should be let off the hook u guys"
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    the rest of us should be allowed to do that, newspapers would have to be rolled around with tractors, lifted onto your lap with a crane
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    When it's a rich person doing a horrible crime the newspapers over here are always like "FAMILY TRAGEDY" but about the perpetrator, and their family who is usually also accomplices or attempting bribes and cover up as well.
    zegh8578
    One of the noisiest things in the world: In the silence of night, pick up earbuds, on a table, entangled in your keys.
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    zegh8578
    Night time makes it all so much worse - I'm not used to AC's here, it's Norway, we're all about *insulation* - but visiting Spain, I was melting away at night, and I turned on just a regular fan, just - metal that spins fast, and it sounded like a goddamn hurricane! Again, night quiet made it worse, but yeah, had to turn it off, it was impossible to sleep with it, worse than the heat.
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    TorontoReign
    I can't sleep without the noise now.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I have a lot of that, needing some sleep-noise, wonder what that's about. Maybe thoughts are too loud by themselves?
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