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  • zegh8578
    Holy fuck would it kill people to actually suggest real earthly measurements in cooking recipes? Most recipes have them, thankfully
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    but what the fuck is with those that don't!?
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    What is a cup anyway? I have like 4 sizes of cups on my topshelf. I always default to the shortest one to be on the safe side, but I also have a measuring cup that I never get to use properly because most recipes don't even list correct measurements.
    zegh8578
    Seriously, no shade to people who spend hours recording an audio-book - but for the love of god ENUNCIATE!!!
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    How are entire audiobooks just a low hum of "bbzlwlwbzblzblwwllzlzllw. zblwlwbwlbzblzb - " ENUNCIAAAATEEEE!!!
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    I got roped up in an audiobook project once. Some people just don't like the idea of multiple takes or having to do anything more than reading it for hours. I got so fed up insistign to them to read by paragraph at maximum and if they were reading something with complicated syntax to break it up even more so that they didn't end up noticeably out of breath or tounge tied that I just quit the project.
    zegh8578
    Every now and then I think of Ed Sheeran just showing up in Game of Thrones. Remember that?
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    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    I remember being excited for GOT bein on it's last season because then I would binge it and have something to watch for the rest of the year. Then everybody basically stated that season was parody level bad and I just loled out of watching it lol
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    That statement "Themes are for 8th grade book reports" really told me everything I needed to know abot that show.
    TheGM
    TheGM
    Who?
    zegh8578
    Youtube every 6 months - "what about now? you want a feminist-cringe-compilation NOW?"
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    zegh8578
    I don't think I've watched a single one. TV debates are painful enough. Debates are all performative - they might be useful in informing voters about current issues, but mostly they are pure spectacle - like when pitting a flat earther with an austronaut and like "ok, debate :0"
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Now imagine them 1000 more cringy because it's between people whose job is screaming at a microphone about Marvel movies trying to discuss academic and political topics.
    R.Graves
    R.Graves
    Feminist cringe comp? The fuck is this 2016?
    zegh8578
    In order to limit the daily abhorrentness of my interpersonal communications, I refrain from commenting on ANY anti-masker covid deaths, and
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    zegh8578
    Dunno about booster shots, sounds like a hastle. I got my first jab a month ago, getting my next soon. It went surprisingly smoothly, special bus to the site, chop chop, everyone given numbers, sit and wait less than 10 mins, someone w a metal stroller pokes your arm, and then you sit another 10-20 mins to make sure you don't faint or something
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    zegh8578
    They had these old veterans functioning as moral support just wandering between all the jabbed, just being like public grannies and grandpas :D
    TheGM
    TheGM
    Put on that seat belt.
    zegh8578
    Hearts of Iron games are always like, "I wonder which nation will just NOT go to war this time. Last time was Germany."
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    Analysis - more reasons I hate Google: Any googlable social issue or conundrum will always be *the most commonly searched* type of problem
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    zegh8578
    Now - my instinct is then to TWEAK the wording of my search, but this is counter productive, because Google is now interpreting my repeated searches as - wow - this guy REALLY struggles with his confidence, and it only ramps up *what it allready* thinks I'm after, MORE concentrated self help, MORE Q/A stuff
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    zegh8578
    ESPECIALLY with topics of psychology etc, where there will be a clear chance most people will be searching *similar topic* but totally different approach, usually personal, usually desperate, usually asking for help.
    You see the same in games, like - say you want to search a particular game mechanic, to learn about it, and instead you find *related topic* but worded as "how do I find magic cave i cant find it :'("
    eissa
    eissa
    <insert some Bing meme>
    zegh8578
    If you ever wondered - swifts are the best birds. Period. No bird can be better, here's why:
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    They feed in the air, okay - they drink in the air, they catch droplets. Right. They sleep in the air. Really, they do. They mate on the wing! Some swifts have been known to spend *an entire year* non stop flying - not landing once. The only thing they *must* do on land, is lay eggs and rear chicks. Otherwise, all they do is fly.
    TheGM
    TheGM
    Maybe....Maybe. But Shrikes are the most metal of birds.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Oh yeah, definitely!
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    I'm addicted to bird box videos
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Are those the ones where the girl gets stuck in something?
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Garden bird boxes, with cameras inside and often another facing the box entrance. Hour-long footages of birds nesting, laying eggs, feeding chicks, etc. Some will split between "PG" and "kid friendly", since birds discarding dead chicks is pretty common. I'm hooked!
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    eissa
    Edgy corner vs early internet nice guy
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    I'm getting dogpiled by Americans for laughing at their lack of proper cheese.
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    RangerBoo
    RangerBoo
    I work in a deli and I can safely tell you that American cheese sucks. Yet nearly every boomer wants White American Cheese. It's so bland! I prefer something with a little more flavor.
    HurdyGurdyGonzo
    HurdyGurdyGonzo
    The only great American cheese is Muenster. But even that was an European imitation.
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    eissa
    eissa
    Come on, one of herb for Muenster cheese is native from America. Well south america, but to call it imitation is just stretch.
    zegh8578
    Where are you travelling from? Error, no such location. <---bus ticket app in a nut-shell. JUST GIVE ME THE LIST OF BUS LINES!!!!!!
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    7 minutes late, like it's nothing, then the next one slammed its door shut on some lady, and dragged her for a full meter, before she was able to wrestle loose. The separating wall, isolating the drivers, have unhinged them completely. The only trustworthy ones are the sub sah africans, they're desperate to impress.
    Ayelander
    Ayelander
    See, that's a sign that you're too dependent on technology.
    Get a map, zoomer.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I'd love a map
    zegh8578
    Fuck yeah! The norwegian word for "body language" has SIX consonants in a row! Kroppsspråk! <---My spell check accepts!
    zegh8578
    Someone in some comment about birds discarding dead chicks from nests: "Birds don't feel sadness. They know its survival of the fittest."
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    TheGM
    TheGM
    Dude you need this *Hands you a Snickers*
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    So... what you be sayin' is... Birbs be havin' feelins and shit?
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    At the very least 2 feelings

    On a serious note, my favorite "feeling" in nature is annoyance. In my life I have deliberately annoyed all of my pets, birds, cats, dogs - and they all respond predictably :V
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    New pet peeve: Lazy uninquisitive game guides who have clearly not put any real effort into exploring a games quests, beyond a single run.
    zegh8578
    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas - Toooys in every store -
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
    On your own front doooor
    Richwizard
    Richwizard
    Christmas in July was last month. Been in a coma?
    zegh8578
    The local news about illegal destruction of gulls in Trondheim, completely sweeping past the notion that someone has been unloading shotguns
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    in the *middle of the city*

    Like, yes, this is an important news story about ecology, and peoples misguided notion that birds are "a pest", and take it upon themselves to deal with them - but no, let's rewind and ARREST WHOEVER's BLASTING SHOTGUNS *INSIDE THE CITY* plz :I
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    zegh8578
    This reminds me of a comedic scene in a Swedish movie, depicting quickly edited "countryside hillbilly crimes", including "a moose hunt" in the middle of a crowded playground - only this time, it was real, and in the city!

    The hickery is impressive
    zegh8578
    Brazilians totally have brazilian cheeks. It's cus of how they speak - the "exaggerated" portuguese necesitate facial movements unique to
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Brazilian portuguese - not even Portuguese portuguese! This results in these sharply defined cheeks that you can spot in so many Brazilians!
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