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  • zegh8578
    Sigh, old ladies tearing family-packs of toilet-paper off the shelves in the store today.
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    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    I went grocery shopping the other day. Just happened to need some disinfectant wipes. Gone at both places I went. None were left. I know it makes more sense than toilet paper but there was at least about 10 family packs left in the aisle when I looked.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    My gf needs bacterial disinfectant for her workplace, restaurant - all gone! Saw somewhere hospitals are running out, and chronical patients are endangered by morons who think anti-bacterial will defeat viruses. They probably just think "maybe! better just double down and stay safe!"
    Alphons
    Alphons
    zegh8578
    Christ the windows search function is such utter fucking garbage. Didn't work weeks ago, worked for a while, stopped working again...
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    TorontoReign
    Christ windows is such utter fucking garbage. Fixed it.
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    Windows 10 or 7? Windows 10 pisses me off with that shit, randomly searching the web. NO BITCH, I WAS SEARCHING THE FILES AND SHIT ON MY PC. DON'T PUT IT ONLINE, FUCK YOU, AND QUIT FUCKING SPYING.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    my favorite is "no results found in quick-access folder", because my brain still cannot fathom that I have such a pointless folder on my computer to begin with, and it further cannot fathom why it should be the default location for win to search for files o_-
    zegh8578
    Much as I've long since outgrown "Spawn", I really admire Greg Capullos work and style. He really outdid Todd McFarlane, with ease
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    TorontoReign
    The HBO show is the the way to go. Shame it only had two seasons.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Maybe that's a good thing. Spawn's perpetualness was one of my first lessons in "art for the sake of profit" as a teen, and the main reason I had to let the comic book go. I *loved* the count-down aspect, the build up to a confrontation, heaven vs hell, all that jazz. Then it came, went, and the comic just continued, and I felt very disillusioned.
    zegh8578
    it'd be cool to be on tv as one of those freaks that obsessively only eat one kind of food ever. What'd be your food, while your wife cried?
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    alec
    I absolutely love instant noodles. If they're cup noodles, you can wait til they're lukewarm and then fuck the cup. You can still eat them afterwards.
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    Tomatoes or peppers. If it can be a combination of things it would just be varying types of hamburgers.
    Hoplite
    Hoplite
    Carolina BBQ. God I'd let BBQ destroy my life
    zegh8578
    The joy of speaking a language with only 5 million speakers world wide, is that by 2020 - 20 years into the 2000s, we still don't have
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    spellchecks that accept plurals or other tenses to words, without red-lining, and insisting you "Write word only as present tense nothing else, and if must only write simple vacation letter"
    zegh8578
    "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband's embrace." actual Sumerian proverb
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    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    I love that you're just looking into all this Sumerian shit.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    It's cool because it's kind of limited in scope, and therefore fairly easy to research - as well as so, so fascinating!
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    TorontoReign
    This sounds more like the first recorded comedian in history. Is it possible the fart joke is the earliest joke? I think so. Brrrttttttt.....
    zegh8578
    People who just post a regular tutorial when someone's experiencing a bug or a glitch, needs to be fucking shot in front of their family.
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    Big No
    Big No
    I once had a game where I could not unlock any achievements for it and I came back to the game years later with the problem still active. I aked what the problem could be and some dumbass asked "Have you tried turning the game off?" Yeah moron, I've left the game running for several years straight. Turned out it was the save profile that was the problem, not the game itself.
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    TorontoReign
    I'm of the opinion that we should all be shot in the streets so I like this comment.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    Starting to sound like me lately, Toront.
    zegh8578
    Cops beating up firefighters never get to pull the "next time you need help, don't bother to call!"-argument, ever again
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    Hoplite
    Hoplite
    One would think they'd never be allowed to pull that argument ever anyway
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    TorontoReign
    Now the cops are going to be sorry when their house burns down. I can't wait.
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    I mean, is that even a thing in France? Seems more like a Righty USA thing that keeps trying to seep in everywhere.
    zegh8578
    Most people, it appears, have a pretty shit idea of what "high resolution" is supposed to mean. "500x500 high res" gtfo...
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    alec
    I watch pretty much everything online in 480p because even though I can see a difference with 720p and an even bigger difference with 1080p, it is my opinion that 480p is a really decent resolution. If you go lower, though, things sometimes start to look as if they're made out of polygons. I recently watched a boxing match in 360p and at times it looked like a video game. Really odd.
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    TorontoReign
    That's like calling the original resolution for Doom high def.
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    alec
    That's like calling your wife high def.
    zegh8578
    "We'll be there in 15 minutes to pick you up!"
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    R.Graves
    R.Graves
    I don't understand why people like about shit like that. Like "I'm leaving the house now" but yet they still take 20 minutes to make a 5 minute drive. Why the fuck y'all lying?
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I think many want to "sell" their intention to arrive, it bothers me over and over, no matter the distance, from one end of the city to another, like friends too, they're always like "15 minutes tops" when it takes 15 minutes to GET to the goddamn bus stop
    MutantScalper
    MutantScalper
    Hope you have a nice x-mas time over there. Don't know if you have snow there, or if you even like snow. May Santa grant you nice gifts etc.
    zegh8578
    Watching R-Kelly docu on Netflix, woman is sobbing after seeing her daughter again, "God is real! Thank you God, thank you for my daughter!"
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    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Woah bro! I didn't know I shared a forum with dirty little incels! We really need to do something about those creeps (shudders), like say make them wear badges...maybe uh-I got it stars! Little stars on their collar then once we've done that we could corral them in some area. Maybe a camp? Yes a camp, then once we have taken them to these camps we can kill them and put them in ove-oh wait never mind...
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    A dunce-cap with "so ronery" written down it would probably suffice
    R.Graves
    R.Graves
    She literally lived there voluntarily and hasn't said a single bad thing about the guy. Seems like manufactured outrage to me.
    zegh8578
    I think this is third time in a week that Paul Joseph Watson has been vocally criticizing capitalism on Twitter. Whatever the deal is -
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    come over to the other side, Paul, and all your misguided minions. Workers of the world unite!
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Maybe the breidtbart checks aren't clearing up.
    TheHouseAlwaysWins
    TheHouseAlwaysWins
    It's Hegelian
    zegh8578
    God fucking damn it, I accidentally clicked Laura Loomers website, now my Google algorithms are gonna go full alt-right on me :I
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    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    It's like when Dopa made me click on a Sargon video. Just erase the internet history and cookies and you will be ok.
    RangerBoo
    RangerBoo
    Just click on the tab that says "Not Interested" and it shouldn't show up stuff you aren't interested in. Did that when they kept recommending a bunch of Ralph Retort and Metokur shit at me.
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Are your tires undamaged?
    zegh8578
    Cool, Bougainville vote overwhelmingly for independence. Non-binding though, but interesting enough. Next, New Caledonia, perhaps?
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Not to mention Polynesia. France is a weird beast, in that it still retains actual, litteral colonies around the world. Like - pacific islands like New Caledonia and Polynesia - as well as Guyana - all are considered *actual* France. Like, yes, "c'est la France! rons rons!"
    zegh8578
    Ei saa peittää
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    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I think I've even seen like a parody Finnish character called "Eisaapeitää" or something, as a nod to the prevalence of those old radiators :V
    MutantScalper
    MutantScalper
    Oh, haha. Yea don't cover the radiator. Btw, there was this big transformer box near where I used to live as a kid and on it was in English "Warning!" and the same in Finnish but in Swedish it said "Se upp!" which means look up in English. :D Always wondered why "warning" in other languages would be "look up" in Swedish.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Well, English does have "look out", Spanish sometimes uses "ojo" as a warning, which litterally means "eye"
    zegh8578
    Randomly researching overdoses for writing, and "most commonly asked" on Google is "what happens to your soul when you overdose?"
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    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    That's creepy as fuck.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    That's the thing - with LSD or mushrooms - "getting hooked" is almost not possible, it's too exhausting, physically, mentally - but the solvents are different. They are exhausting - but at the same time weirdly addictive. A friend of mine kept it up for a while, sometimes he would emit fumes from his skin, enough to make me uncomfortable
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    TorontoReign
    Gross.
    zegh8578
    Btw, I swear, birdies are among the most obnoxious kind of animal lovers - and that's coming from someone who *loves* birds...
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    ironmask
    ironmask
    My house has too many cats and I still see birds and squirrels all the time. I have seen my cats eat one bird and one squirrel once and these were dead bodies they found, not things they hunted.
    Richwizard
    Richwizard
    Noisy mating birds can be driven off with a weak BB gun.

    Animal behaviorists have a new theory about cats bringing you dead stuff. It's not about "gifting" or anything like that. They exhibit similar behavior with their own kittens. It's meant to teach the importance of hunting. They never see you hunt. It's more a case of, "This is how it's done!"
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Animals are more complex than we give them credit for, in particular "higher" mammals and birds. I'm gonna bet cats bring you kills for more than just one reason.
    I'm not sure about my cat never seeing me hunt - after all, I leave the house, and bring back cat food on a regular basis. What would a cat make of that, other than you hunting like a boss? :D
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