TheChosen1
Moving Target
Anyone ban this guy?
Fallout Haiku
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TheChosen1
Moving Target
Check again.
@beans00, check your inbox.
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Arroyo:
I hope The Enclave
Razed the Temple of Trials
Along with the rest
Next: Grecks (the disfigured Freeside ghoul).
A general note: If you feel someone is trolling, report it and try not to give it any further attention. Taking the piss out of well-established threads does, in fact, qualify as trolling under our official "Don't Be An Ass" rule, and be assured that future incidents here will be dealt with as such.
Arroyo:
I hope The Enclave
Razed the Temple of Trials
Along with the rest
Next: Grecks (the disfigured Freeside ghoul).
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SnapSlav
NMA's local DotA fanatic
Damn you, Yamu, I had a pretty good Arroyo haiku in mind. Oh well... Also, damn yours is dark! XD
EDIT: Changed the haiku, I like this one better =)
Don't mention his face
Don't bring up his ugly face
Don't talk 'bout his face
"What's wrong with your face?"
DAMN IT already messed up...
Well now he's pissed off
What else could I do?
I mean, just look at that mug
Fuck hamburger face!
Next: The way the [insert protagonist] looks from the perspective of the NPCs. Think that thread we've got going, only in haiku format! =D
EDIT: Changed the haiku, I like this one better =)
Don't mention his face
Don't bring up his ugly face
Don't talk 'bout his face
"What's wrong with your face?"
DAMN IT already messed up...
Well now he's pissed off
What else could I do?
I mean, just look at that mug
Fuck hamburger face!
Next: The way the [insert protagonist] looks from the perspective of the NPCs. Think that thread we've got going, only in haiku format! =D
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SnapSlav
NMA's local DotA fanatic
Just a reminder:
Next: The way the [insert protagonist] looks from the perspective of the NPCs. Think that thread we've got going, only in haiku format! =D
Next: The way the [insert protagonist] looks from the perspective of the NPCs. Think that thread we've got going, only in haiku format! =D
BigBoss
Your Local Scrub
I think I have reported this guys posts. Several times in fact. And usually, I never do that. I mean I'm a member of SuperMensa where banning is impossible and trolls thrive. But this guy...
Anyways, next poem:
Spiked knuckles in hand
Blood dripping down from the tips
One spike is broken
He walks in my store
Slams them on counter, with blood (meant to mean blood still on them, just needed one more syllable)
He wants to sell them?
He wants "only" [100] caps! (I used 100 in number form, rather than in written to avoid pushing the syllable boundary set before me. Sorry if this still ruined the poem for you)
Who the hell is this guy? "No!"
Damn, he has a gun
Next: Same subject, as last time, but this time the NPC is Ulysseus, looking down on the courier for the first time in who knows how long, standing beside a missile silo's launch controls....
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@beans00, One strike for spamming/trolling.
Next: Same subject, as last time, but this time the NPC is Ulysseus, looking down on the courier for the first time in who knows how long, standing beside a missile silo's launch controls....
Next: Same subject, as last time, but this time the NPC is Ulysseus, looking down on the courier for the first time in who knows how long, standing beside a missile silo's launch controls....
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Greek ancient forlorn
Times essence draining away
A push of sad fates
Next: The Vault dwellers "best friend" in Vault 13 learns of their friends desperate mission to save them all.
memetics
☢ Mysterious Stranger ☢
Dear friend, braving the
wastelands: Hope you took a gun
and Geiger counter.
Next: Requiem for Dogmeat
wastelands: Hope you took a gun
and Geiger counter.
Next: Requiem for Dogmeat
TheChosen1
Moving Target
My most loyal friend,
Ran into a field of death
Never shot my back
NEXT:
Sulik and his bone.
Ran into a field of death
Never shot my back
NEXT:
Sulik and his bone.
memetics
☢ Mysterious Stranger ☢
Nice one, @TheChosen1. (-:
With that in my nose,
I'd be grumpy, but to Sulik,
it's just his Grampy
Next: the Solar Scorcher
With that in my nose,
I'd be grumpy, but to Sulik,
it's just his Grampy
Next: the Solar Scorcher
TheChosen1
Moving Target
Continuous fire,
Unlimited ammo
Oh shit, a cloud.
NEXT:
Pipe Rifle
Unlimited ammo
Oh shit, a cloud.
NEXT:
Pipe Rifle
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BigBoss
Your Local Scrub
Spirits walk and talk
In my nose, lies Grampy Bone
He gives his advice
And though he is dead
And I a lowly tribal
I am proud to call him friend
Next Topic: Sulik
In my nose, lies Grampy Bone
He gives his advice
And though he is dead
And I a lowly tribal
I am proud to call him friend
Sulik said:
Next Topic: Sulik
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Byzantine
Sink me in the ocean.
BigBoss said:
I gave the Vault Dweller a go.
The Overseer said:
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TheChosen1
Moving Target
You have to make a haiku for the topic above you.
I think he's talking about the fact that Byzantine's post doesn't seem to match the last "Next Topic" listed, which was "Sulik," by Big Boss. It's possible that it was "The death of the Courier, Vault Dweller, or Chosen One" before he edited his post, though.
In any case, Byzantine's was quite good, but (s)he didn't leave a next topic, so we might as well go ahead with "Sulik" unless Byzantine comes back to set out another prompt first.
In any case, Byzantine's was quite good, but (s)he didn't leave a next topic, so we might as well go ahead with "Sulik" unless Byzantine comes back to set out another prompt first.
Byzantine
Sink me in the ocean.
Here's one about Sulik, then.
He wears ancient bones,
And in breathing sacred roots,
Grants them faint whispers.
If anyone wants to keep this thread going, I'm happy to provide the next topic. How about Hakunin?
oxidize
It Wandered In From the Wastes
What does this mean? Last verse?