Fallout Haiku

[Byzantine]

Line 1. Sulik wears Grampy Bone through his nose.
Line 2. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Line 3. He gets high and thinks that Grampy Bone's talking to him.

 

[oxidize]

Line 1. Sulik wears Grampy Bone through his nose.
Line 2. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Line 3. He gets high and thinks that Grampy Bone's talking to him.

Yeah, I got the first two lines...
Anyway your poem is awesome, the best one I've heard on this thread.

 

[Byzantine]

You're very kind. Thank you.

 

[BigBoss]

Line 2. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

You've been watching Dave Chapelle again haven't you?

Line 1. Sulik wears Grampy Bone through his nose.
Line 2. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Line 3. He gets high and thinks that Grampy Bone's talking to him.

Yeah, I got the first two lines...
Anyway your poem is awesome, the best one I've heard on this thread.

Yeah? Fine then.

(just to make sure no one get's hurt, I feel I should point out that this is a joke)

 

[Byzantine]

You've been watching Dave Chapelle again haven't you?

I think the novelty of this thread's worn off, unless someone else takes the reins again.

 

[TheChosen1]

Hakunin:
This shaman's a creep,
He spies on my dreams.
Offered his powder.

NEXT:
Pariah dog

 

[Gizmojunk]

The mutt bit my leg,
He really wants to be pet.
Sit ubu sit ~stay.

Next up: Lenny

 

[Byzantine]

I've got a silly one, if that's alright, @Gizmojunk. I'm a little stuffy at the moment, creativity wise.

No, not The Simpsons!
He's the ghoul from Fallout 2.
The useless medic.

​

@TheChosen1, doesn't Hakunin remind you of Herbert from Family Guy? Or is it just me?

How about the Arroyo elder, next?

 

[alec]

Cataract eyeball
stares into my soul. Look at
her smoking that bong.

NEXT: Goris taking off his robes

(Also: a haiku is 5/7/5 syllables, some of you (previous page) aren't doing it right.)

 

[Byzantine]

"Take them off slowly, Goris. Slower. Oh, yeah..."

Beneath humble rags,
His wisdom cannot hide what
Savagery remains.

​

Now, let's hear one about Golgotha!

 

[Yamu]

Sown in salted earth
Barren crop of sin and pain
and, here and there, Floyd
​

Next: The Broken Hills conspiracy

 

[valcik]

Treachery grows beneath
Marcus shred a manly tear
over rotten corpses

next: Junktown!

 

[Byzantine]

This one is based on my first ever playthrough of Fallout, when I killed Gizmo without any evidence of his plans beforehand.

Shot the fat one dead
Got thrown out of town for it
Damn ungrateful souls
​

Now, let's hear one about the humble gecko!

 

[TheChosen1]

Brain in a maze
Stealing my Cheezy Poofs™
How I hate cults

NEXT:
Sierra Army Depot

(P.S. Isn't your avatar from that old NZ comic?)

 

[Byzantine]

That's right. It's from Footrot Flats.

 

[TheChosen1]

I knew I recognized it from somewhere. That was a great comic.

 

[McRae]

Sierra Army Depot

Howitzer loaded
Blast door entrance blown to shit
Weird... the lights are on!

NEXT : You come back to Arroyo with the G.E.C.K. but everything's been destroyed.

 

[Byzantine]

I'll give it a try.

The gods have humour​

I carry the gift of life​

for embers and bones

​

Next: Waking Cloud hearing of her husband's death?

 

[McRae]

Waking Cloud hearing of her husband's death?

Of the four, one died
A White Leg's wrath got unleashed
Waking Cloud's grieving

NEXT : "No Gods, No Masters" - you made up your mind and decide to follow Yes Man.

 

[TheChosen1]

Army of robots,
My decision is made
Trusting a robot (for a better fate(?))

NEXT:
Your favorite weapon