Fallout Haiku

Your favorite weapon

Crouching on a hill,
Fifty Caliber loaded,
He had it coming.

Next : Looting the National Guard armory in Fallout 3
 
Out in Golgotha.
Maximum carry weight reached.
Stop resenting strength.

Let's see something about talking deathclaws.
 
Seeing as how I only played the original Fallouts, this will have to do:

Skynet gets the best:
his cybernetic brain rests
in bio med gel.


Next: the Rawhide Saloon in NCR
 
A shithole it was,
filled with the scum of the west.
I burned the place down.

Next : you steal the water chip in Necropolis without having fixed the water pump.
 
City of the dead
Loathe in their own misery
It's the vault or them

Next: Necropolis In General

Seeing as how I only played the original Fallouts, this will have to do:

Skynet gets the best:
his cybernetic brain rests
in bio med gel.


Next: the Rawhide Saloon in NCR

You never even tried to play New Vegas?
 
Next: Necropolis In General

Ruins filled with ghouls.
Untouched supllies still remain,
If you dare searching.

Next : ambushed for the first time by Talon mercs in Fallout 3.
 
Next: Shotguns.

A sawed-off shotgun,
to make you shut your pie hole :
two holes in your "soul".

Next : your last stand in a building full of super mutants.
 
You're supposed to make a haiku about the topic above you, not something you just pulled out of your ass.
Current topic:
Benny
 
Hi Bob, you're selling?
Not sure you know,
killed the supplier already!

NEXT: Becky's butt.
 
Have you been to Becky's?
There's booze, there's craps, but y'know...
Dat ass haunts my dreams!!!

Since it was never properly addressed, Next Topic: Benny
 
Once a Boot Rider
Plans for the chip gone awry
‘The Chairmen’ no longer…

Next topic:
The mutated toe from walking in goo from F2
 
Back
Top