Fallout Haiku

This little piggy
Doesn't fit into the rhyme.
Got too many piggies

Grows back if cut off
Can't pass citizenship test
Should have known better

But that's what I get
HAD to explore ev'ry cave
I'm stuck with six toes

Next: That special "solution" you use to get around (or "deal with") those thieving brats at The Den
 
Just as a reminder, the next topic is: That special "solution" you use to get around (or "deal with") those thieving brats at The Den
 
"Dig, Lloyd. Keep digging."
"Open it, Lloyd." Eh heh heh...
"Hey catch, Lloyd!" Priceless.

Next: Testing the mutagenic serum for Dr. Henry.
 
Like typical dogs
The taste of the starry night
Oh god that damn smell

(that was vague)

Next up, Vault 34 or the Boomers. Did we do that one yet? If yes, just go for Rose of Sharon Cassidy.
 
What the fuck is this?
Jet inhalers are larger...
OH GOD IT'S BLEEDING!

next: The Vault City Citizenship Test
 
Not all shall enter,
Bigotry abound inside,
NO MUTANTS ALLOWED.



Next up - Your true feelings on Fallout 4 [whatever they may be]
 
Fallout four, not great
Might give you bad case of AIDs
Bethesda, please stop.


Next up is everybody's favourite merchant, Tubby! But if that's been done already then Mean Sonofabitch from Westside.
 
Don't believe the lies
Fallout 4 will make you cry.
Bethesda must die

Next up Dave from vault 13
 
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