Why I left Reddit for NMA (new guy)

[Aurelius Of Phoenix]

What if your girl has a smegma eating fetish? Now you cant meet her desires and she's gotta fuck the uncut black stud down the street and you're stuck tasting the neighbors dick cheese everytime you kiss her. Rookie mistake man.

Then you drop that retched skank faster than that 'black stud' can beat her back into your 'understanding' arms, dick cheese or no.

 

[Morgan_]

If this happened I'd wrap my bath towl around my head and drive my car into the nearest gas station to show everyone that western civ is collapsing.

Then everyone would respect how insightful I was about boopis cheese bad.

 

[Risewild]

I can already see the next post from the OP in some other forum:
"Why I left NMA for...:
They filled my first post (explaining why I left reddit and joined them) with dick, foreskin and smegma talk."

 

[Morgan_]

I'm ashamed of myself after reviewing this thread.

 

[TheGM]

Am I a poser simply because silence is impossible for me?

Yes.

 

[Mr Fish]

Could just move this over to https://www.nma-fallout.com/threads...-threadpost-repost.219702/page-5#post-4396970

 

[SquidWard]

You guys are sick.

What if your girl has a smegma eating fetish? Now you cant meet her desires and she's gotta fuck the uncut black stud down the street and you're stuck tasting the neighbors dick cheese everytime you kiss her. Rookie mistake man.

You are into the weirdest shit.

 

[KingArthur]

Man you knew I was sick long before now.

Also that GWAR made my night.

 

[TorontoReign]

Toxic smegma NMA thread.

 

[RangerBoo]

God, did this thread turn into a sausage fest.

 

[Morgan_]

Bratwurst in particular.

 

[KingArthur]

Something tells me Graves prefers Vienna sausage...

 

[TorontoReign]

 

[TheGM]

Kellog's Cornflakes approves of this discussion.

 

[R.Graves]

Something tells me Graves prefers Vienna sausage...

Absolutely disgusting.

Slim Jim's people. Slim Jim's. And besides ranger there is like one of three women across the entire forum ofc it's a sausage fest.

 

[Mr Fish]

Absolutely disgusting.

Slim Jim's people. Slim Jim's. And besides ranger there is like one of three women across the entire forum ofc it's a sausage fest.

I spiritually identify as the woman.

 

[R.Graves]

And then OP disappeared from the forums entirely. So young. His account was only three days old.

 

[TheGM]

You know the old ones need their sacrifices.

 

[Mr Fish]

And then OP disappeared from the forums entirely. So young. His account was only three days old.

Well he might have something to keep him occupied, like a life outside the internet.

 

[MayonaiseCream]

If this happened I'd wrap my bath towl around my head and drive my car into the nearest gas station to show everyone that western civ is collapsing.

Then everyone would respect how insightful I was about boopis cheese bad.

Got another slot for a companion? lol